You know they make a turbo Forester, right?

Definitely not. Ready Player One is what happens when you take The DaVinci Code and replace arcane Catholic shit with arcane nerd shit.

Am I the only person that thinks Cline’s not that great of a writer?

I’m guessing that old George might have had the means to procure himself a pair of kangaroo gloves too - either from Black Jack, or from somewhere closer to the source.

I hear the hardest part of pigmanship is teaching them cursive

POWOTD (Pearl Of Wisdom Of The Day): Whenever attending a car race or a rally on the public roads as spectators, NEVER repeat NEVER STAY OUTSIDE A CURVE! Tell this to all your friends, and to all those you’d like to live long and prosper.

I was banned for life from Hansel Subaru for trying to buy an Impreza with my asshole.

My poor old bike will overheat if I’m sitting in traffic on a sweltering day. The need for lanesplitting in Michigan is real. Well, that and to figure out why the fan isn’t working...

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Ouch, yeah. It’s annoying when the Americans are like “Ahhh, gas is so expensive!”

The Rock just appeared out of no where!

I’d say the four-door models of all the ‘global’ small trucks mostly have ~5ft-5.5ft beds which would still support a piece of plywood decently with the extra length afforded by a dropped tailgate. Extended cab models add another foot to the bed length on average. Honestly I’m probably more offended by a U.S. Domestic…

I have zero issues with this. Gordon should be meticulous in obeying the law and not “take it to the streets” without getting it signed off (in writing) by the local authorities first. As a race driver, he should be setting the example.

Weird, since everyone in that video seems thoroughly competent, careful, and generally intelligent. I guess this just goes to show you that freak accidents can occur to the best of us no matter how many precautions you take.

you just out-Jalopnik’d Jalopnik. Bravo.

Any interest?

I desperately want to give you more stars.

This wasn’t the only Soviet self-built/home-built sports car. There were several, going back as far as the 1930s.

Right? I was the girl throwing panties with my number written in the crotch at Nikki Sixx approximately yesterday. Real yesterday? Baked my son and his buddies organic banana muffins and got started on shampooing the carpets. Aging is weird.

65? Nicko McBrain is 65.