I recall Pussy Yellow being a straight crack pipe colour on Jalopnik quite some years back. Times have not changed to my mind.

You know...I’d have just bought a couple of Hella 500FF yellow lense spotties from this hick American online store that no-one has ever heard of called Amazon. $40 each.

Alternatively:

Who to? The only punters that can afford them in the Phillipines are those that they were seized from in the first place. And it’s not cheap or straightforward to export them somewhere else... especially the USA.

It’s no deader than the Fiesta or the Focus.

If I tried to drive this Cygnet I reckon I'd just end up looking like a goose.

Your time here has not been wasted. And your efforts to entertain have been appreciated.

An ass is just a fucking donkey.

Reminder to any future CEO of FCA: Don't get sick or you'll be dropped like a bucket of it.

The international version has a 1.5 litre engine and a wider track. The version in the video is the Kei model... JDM only.

Yes. Yes. No. Hell no.

Sunfish versus Mazda3 or Toyota Corolla doesn't seem like much of a contest. Toyota made the right choice...

Does it matter?

BUY 1. Noted. Immediately goes to Craigslist/Gumtree...

I feel that the headline image is not appropriately tagged because whichever individual pressed the button deserves as much kudos as the Senna that made the cloud...

Maybe...but does he know how to pronounce it? That’s the next bone of contention. Every time I ‘heard’ Torch say coupe...I heard coop. I also heard a million French people mutter merde in disgust...

Unsecured load ticket here in my part of Oz is $600 per offence...either of those efforts would add in an immediate impounding until you could off load some of that crap.

Side airbags can be seat mounted. As for the frame rails... good point.

The Kei version is JDM only. The wider Jimny Sierra is the export version. There is no doubt that the Kei version will be lacking many normal safety systems.

Anything under 4500 kg GVM is considered as the same thing when it comes to vehicle safety regulations.