Actually neither does the state I reside in...in Australia. And the reasoning has nought to do with freedom but more to do with an on-going case of oneupmanship with a neighbouring state.

1st Gear: OK...school me. How do you pronounce Kuhnt?

Comparing the Raptor to the Wildtrak variant that already exists in Oz is a bit misleading.

I know of a gentleman to whom such an ad (or even most of that page) might once have been targeted. He raised pigs (amongst other things), he drove a procession/collection of English cars (Jaguar, Wolseley, Land Rover, Mini etc) and he maintained and rebuilt them in his shed using a collection of machinery that…

I don’t wish to piss on a parade but, upon viewing those photos, I am left with the sense that David & Brandon’s intervention has merely delayed the inevitable.

Red Bull. Bang. Bang. Bing.

And that’s why you can find nothing official about the GT2 RS. Porsche is (as always) managing the message.

Pointless and amusing. The best two things about the internet are seemingly captured by this app. How good is that?

I think the problem is that you asked Porsche North America all these questions. They are just a sales agent.

Maybe they should have made them more like shopping trolleys. Then they wouldn’t have got so far away. And they’d only have to search the nearest stormwater channel or cul-de-sac for the dumped ones...

Forgot about that...that’d burn worse than fuel costs!

On the flip side, unlike most of the rest of the developed world, they do usually only get paid peanuts for their employment. So they are understandably a little price sensitive.

And they all go la-da-la-da-de-dah.

Your brothers from Down Under know of your suffering. But at the moment we ain’t doing too badly...

Is this the one and only motor racing event where the race cars should come with ejector seats?

Oh believe me I will. Every day is a nice day.

Respect you? Sure. Why wouldn’t I?

Empty? So you are saying you clearly didn’t see any people or traffic in that video. Interesting. My respect for you just fell many notches.

And you are correct. Shipping pallet is the current benchmark. It’s the wrong benchmark but it is the benchmark. The other benchmark is total vehicle length less than 6 metres because very few private garages are much longer than this.

If Jag are calling theirs the E-Pace (can’t help thinking Espace though) then would I be right in suggesting that Land Rover will be calling theirs the Range Rover Velar Sport? RRVS!