Jesus, Jezebel. These stupid videos have a CC “feature” that does not work. Please fix close captioning! Not everyone has perfect hearing.

It is fine, but I was responding to your contention that the songwriting credits are long because of sampling and interpolations. That can be the case with a lot of music nowadays (rap or otherwise), particularly since you might be crediting a sample of a sample. But 17 non-sample/non-interpolation writers is still A…

Celebrity stans are the worst and I don’t understand why any person capes so hard for celebs. Beyoncé has a history of doing questionable things when it comes to songwriting credits- and yes, sampled music should absolutely be credited BUT having listened to Renaissance and actually listened to the lyrics…..whew,…

Maybe he’s a different person in actuality than his public persona or the roles he’s played? He’s not actually Dr. John Dorian, and Scrubs went off the air 12 years ago. His overall public persona to me seems rather affable and inoffensive. They’ve been together a long time now, and they seem happy, so why does anyone…

The government is murdering people at the taxpayer’s expense, but the real issue is skirt length.

Failure to report an accident? Fuck that. That’s a hit and run. Send her ass to jail.

To all the Depp stans out there, just because a court found her guilty doesn’t mean she’s guilty.

Surprised they didn’t try to pay them in “thoughts and prayers”, but the way things are going, it probably would have worked.

You have to wonder how they ever thought this would be a good idea

I think what really makes this article transcend from simply bad take to hilariously lacking in self-awareness is how they attempt to act like they’re progressive/feminist by sprinkling in words like “patriarchal” while espousing the traditional misogynistic view of valuing women only in accordance with desirability.

“It only makes sense when ugly people get cheated on”

“We’re all still processing how the world’s most normal-looking-man could cheat on EmRata. A woman who is, quite possibly, the most perfect woman alive, at least per patriarchal beauty conventions. Men really, truly deserve nothing.”

wait so we say body positivity, but also body shame elon musk? seems the entire article is saying “ew, he has a weird torso”. a bit of a double standard no, jezebel?

Seriously, this restitution to the borrowers is a rounding error to a lender with that kind of a portfolio. $100,000 per injured party would get their attention. And before anyone tries to say that’s too much, you have no idea how badly a credit score can fuck you over. You can get denied for other loans, apartment…

This news will be received well, the reaction will be moderate, and sensible discourse will take place.  

If you need me I’m gonna be over on the Reddits all day laughing at a bunch of dipshits losing their minds.

But were their credit scores reinstated?

Not much point in getting $1.09 in restitution if your credit is still tanked in the future.

Disappointed there’s nothing from the best anime of all time: King of the Hill

I bet each of the customers affected will enjoy their $1.09 share of the settlement.

Just another in a long line of reasons why the Credit Reporting System needs to be vastly overhauled.