This is simultaneously the darkest and most absurd timeline.

Oregon is a pretty damn deep purple, so I’m not surprised. When my wife (then girlfriend) and I visited friends while Trump was busy on the campaign trail, there were a helluva lot of Trump nonsense out there. Then, when our super white friends took us to one of their favorite dining spots, the place went dead silent…

Okay I tried. You’re obviously content in being aggravated over things. I really do wish you the best.

That was pure cringe and I’m a little upset with you for sharing it.

Take a breath. Seriously... for your own health. That’s far too much vitriol for something neither of us truthfully has a stake in, unless there’s something I’m unaware of.

Lmao this whole comment is just pure projection. Also this bit here:

Pretty sure I got tossed back to the greys after I defended the Grand Tour in another article a while ago too...

look, process servers go where they can get to someone. The client doesn’t dictate when and where they serve the summons. She’s being really silly. This is nothing at all like the pirate.

Good grief I got kinja’d again...

Holy shit you are just so insistent on misconstruing things. The only input Sudeikis had was asking that she be served where he thought she could be found (the airport or at her hotel), neither of which were meant to be public. But, and I quote “after several failed attempts” the processor server resorted to…

Pretty sure he wasn’t cast for his acting skills. It’s just a rumor, but I heard he might have it in good with the director...

I’m not saying this didn’t happen to Lovato, but I am saying she has a history of causing drama and the similarities to McCurdy’s story, which only just released is... unfortunate? I don’t know. Just kind of sounds like she’s trying to keep the spotlight on her.

Based on experts in the field who actually have experience serving celebrities, this very likely was a “last resort” kind of scenario.

Really tired of hearing and reading about Wilde’s attempt to spin this bullshit.

She’s the closest thing we have in modern-day celebrity culture to the feigned stupidity of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in the early aughts, and I’m holding onto her for dear life.

Since the first trailer, it always struck me as an over-correction. But I kept hoping against hope I’d be proven wrong...

Your comment is a purposeful attempt to misconstrue my point. That being, consent fucking matters and it has nothing to do with homophobia like the article suggested.

Nah, my wife will handle her.

The fuck is up with that title? The article is supportive at least but seriously... the fuck is with that borderline sarcastic tone and condescending tagline:

Back when I would go to Epcot in the 90's I had the same experience with the Norwegian portion. So much so that I began writing stories based on norse mythology... which resulted in me going to college for writing... which resulted in me getting the job I have today. It was extremely influential for me. The…