Nor do they for snark, like my own personal “best”:

I’ve been using the Trust system myself and some of the interactions are pretty awesome.

The 2nd dungeon’s boss has a sequence when it pushes everyone to the back of the arena, removes the floor from the middle, and creates a very narrow path you have to run through before it wipes you.

I had Thancred and Minfilia in my…

Oh noes, Jim Sterling will rage at something, stop the presses :O

What’s next, Angry Joe will call them shit? :F

For instance (spoilers incoming, you have been warned), there’s this side quest where kids ask you to play with them and you decide to collect materials to build a slide instead. After you’ve helped build the slide, the kids seem really happy and grateful. Not long afterwards, the main quest causes the village to be…

I am appalled! That valet mission in San Andreas does not include putting in a bomb!

You put in two tons of weed instead. The DA later claims it’s for personal use.

Nah, that’s an accidental similarity. Pretty sure that’s referencing one of the pets you can use in FF XIV that looks exactly like that since the whole strip is FF XIV themed.

The only steak cooking instructions I ever needed is by Gordon Ramsey. 

I always loved The Lonesome Road the most of the NV DLCs, though I found them a bit of a Rorschach test for Fallout fans in the area of which themes they enjoyed the most.

7 is legendary in my FC chat channel. It’s become a dare, with people first making sure the poor bastard has means to change out of it ;P

Besides everything else that is wrong with this, my dude seems to have a weird idea of where video games are as an industry and what his place in it is.

Apart from already limiting themselves by targeting decent speed areas already, nobody seems to be talking about other net issues - packet loss, ping spikes, shitty infrastructure.

SB classes aren’t accessible until level 50.

Starting over is a viable choice, but the game has some pacing issues in early AAR content, I’d say up until you start facing your first primals in both story and overall content. It’s what put me off AAR originally and I didn’t start playing up until a few weeks before Heavensward launched. This is not that unusual…

Yeah, it also had a massive player influx when it went from CB to OB. It promptly lost 90% of its population after everyone realized it’s shit and has been limping ever since. You are talking as if such influxes on launches or whatever weren't a thing and weren't extremely fleeting.

Can I skip to current content?

To be fair, if HR was ran the way it (according to modern theory) is supposed to, it would absolutely be the place to go.

It’s way closer to God Eater than Monser Hunter, but unlike GE it does not have the “epic” anime storyline going for it.

They screwed over their founders hard when they went into open beta - right before the game opened up they restricted refunds and put in open beta founder packs that at the same price as the closed…

“This has been the toughest decision of my life, to go work for more money doing similar stuff.”

Yes, they wanted to add 515 to the Dark Zone only (while removing the option to mod your gear to 515) to encourage players to go to the DZ.

That’s because crunch isn’t overtime you guys, its developers coming together and working 100+h a week out of the goodness of their heart and their desire to make your horses poop as realistically as possible in RDR2!