Where's the manual for fighting off an alien invasion?

Wait, these the same people who came up with 'Overthrowing Dictators 101' app?

Multifl0w lookalike expose function and psychedelic bunnies for your wallpaper. What's not to like?

I'm a Parvati Valley fanboy myself, so I might be a tad biased about Kashmiri gear. Really, it's like the whole iOS vs Android thing, everybody has their own taste. The whole area up there in Northern India is fantastic, dangerous road conditions though, but nothing makes you feel more alive than 30 near misses a day…

Damn, my geography memory is getting so rusty and to think I've been near there before a few times as well. That area is gorgeous and I know Golmarg in Kashmir has some of the best snow for skiing in the world, if you're into that. Unlike what other people rave about, personally I still think Kashmiri hash is pretty…

Kashmir is between India and Pakistan.

Compass and tea are more likely discoveries than inventions. Printing press, yes. Hot asian is a Chinese invention? I've always thought Indian women are more attractive and I'm Chinese. But seriously, China has not come up with anything amazing, new or mind blowing for a long long time now. It's all been copies of…

Hate to tell you this, Chinese knockoffs don't make anything better, that's why they're knockoffs.

Agree, shitheads like one of the reasons governments push for draconian internet laws. I don't my digital stuff combed through everytime I type cia or anything related. Do I believe they could or in the near future if not already have such tech? Yes, scary, but yes. I hope I'm wrong though.

They'll have to find a better marketing term than "SHIT BURGER" though. Very few things make my stomach churn, but this one is right up there.

Uh, bears are seldom fat and clumsy. They're ridiculously fast, efficient killing machines. I get goosebumps just thinking about them. Black bears can run, climb trees and swim. They'll get you no matter what, barring heavy firepower on your side. I've got quite a few bear stories of my own and close friends after a…

Bug shirts don't work. Just ask any forestry worker.

Yeah, but they're stoked enough with Fruit Ninja already. I've tried to talk about Sbsettings, Scrollingdock, and other jb tweaks, and all I get is that stare you get when you catch deer in your headlights. Fruit Ninja!!!

The Chinese love the iPhone, though 99.9%* of them never sync, update nor download apps. They have it cause it's 'cool' and all their friends got one. One more than one occasion I've been asked which setting in iTunes they have to use to jailbreak their iPhone cause they want to get Fruit Ninja for free, that game is…