LAPD and Scientology have been in bed for a long time thanks to high society and their inlinks within the department. It’s not exactly a secret that they can make things go away for them in the City.

‘cooked up with unemployed anti-zealots’

I mean, this is objectively true and it sounds great... but in practical terms it’s like saying “We can solve world hunger by making enough food.”

TSA doesn’t prevent hijackings. 9/11 prevents hijackings. They only work when the hostages believe their best chance for survival is to remain in their seats. Nobody will ever sit in their seat and wait to see what happens ever again. That’s why there hasn’t been a hijacking since.

What a depressing planet.

The Root is kind of weird for a Kinja site because the trans-hating bigots are all un-greyed and you have to go to the greys to find anyone saying “Trans people actually DO deserve to live.”

The only thing less funny than current SNL is current Dave Chappelle. Truly uninspired on every level. But if that’s your thing, I guess have fun mocking marginalized communities?

Think how much they could save by getting rid of TSA....

That was my thought too. “Who the hell is this Claudia Salinas? Fuck her!”

all the “friends” and “assistants" that helped him trap women need to pay.

“Forza Horizon 5 is getting a bunch of recycled assets from Forza Horizon 4 that should have been in the game from the beginning”

Despite it being painfully obvious to anyone with half a brain that Elon was in way over his head and this was the most likely outcome, it has still been quite entertaining watching the implosion.

Twitter really needed to be burned to the ground, and honestly, I’m not totally surprised that Elon Musk buying it somehow not only became the catalyst for doing exactly that with such effeciency, nor that it would be so monumentally, gluttonously entertaining to witness.

Elon musk going from Libertarian Free Speech loser to Dwight from The Office screaming “Identity Theft is no laughing matter, Jim!” in record time is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.  

And we haven't even hit the biggest laugh yet, when the advertisers flee for good, leaving Twitter with no revenue beyond $8 blue mark subs and whatever the MyPillow Guy has left in his pillows for ad space

Even funnier are the Musk stans running around defending it as "his company his rules" ignorant of the "free speech" Musk promised. 

This shit gets funnier by the hour, this man in so far above his head it is ridiculous. 

I will never forgive Maine for reelecting that fucking psycho two years ago.

and Musk himself has already used it to spread disinformation about the attack on Paul Pelosi.

Twitter is dead, it just doesn’t know it yet. I literally laughed that they’re begging people to come back. FUCK NO!