I wish I could find the story (maybe a New Yorker article?) but I remember reading about the Bush Library, and when kids go there on field trips they do this thing where each kid plays a part, with one playing the president, and then they are given a bunch of choices about what to do with the facts of the time. The…

You really are completely 100% certifiably embarrassingly ignorant if you can base that “the U.S is the greatest country in the world’ from a discussion on a bunch of online forums. This is Trump voter stupidity territory going on right here and the rose colored glasses you must be wearing all the time in believing…

Keep in mind that Canada and the Nordic countries (i get them as answers a lot) would not exist as they do right now without the US and UK.

“Yes, America is the greatest country in the world overall.”

The greatest country in the world, everyone.

Except he could basically confirm that he gives Putin state secrets and blowjobs on the regular and it would still be irrelevant unless Congress decides to impeach, which they are under no obligation to do. It all seems unlikely unless somehow the almost 40% (!!) of voters who blindly support Trump suddenly decide to…

“Little Adam Schiff...Must be stopped!”
—Trump

So how is Trump going going to spin this so it’s Obama’s or even Hilary’s fault?

It should be remembered that 2004 was the year after we invaded Iraq, and our endless stupid “culture wars” were in full swing. A huge, huge proportion of the faux- OUTRAGE at Janet’s nipple came from Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, and the ever growing right wing blogosphere, which was already at full gallop then. The…

So, there’s an angle to this story that isn’t often told... That was one of the first “HD” Super Bowls, right at the start of the tech, and they were experimenting all over the place every year to figure out how to cover this game. There’s an esoteric technological reason why they couldn’t just convert one to the…

I don’t mind it. I do mind that they love to ask me how everything is the second I take a fat bite out of my cheeseburger or whatever.

I have to remove my glasses when getting a haircut, which means I stare blankly at the blobs a foot in front of my face. I can’t even pretend to read. It’s kind of awful.

But if you were a teen in the 2000s, chances are you were inundated with specifically Evangelical Christian messages about how important it was to wait for sex and preserve your virginity

Not everyone’s going to like my take....

You didn’t sin with her, douchecanoe. You sinned against her.

“Our sons, Track and Trig, and our lovely daughters, Chem, Bio, and Literature.”

That’s a bit reaching. Know who else grew up in KY? Mitch McConnell, Kim Davis, Charles Manson, Scott Pruitt, and “Papa” John Schnatter. Plus 62% of Kentuckians voted for Cheetolini in the 2016 election.

He didn’t see any combat so I would be interested to know where any PTSD came from. I think the “pain medication” he’s on is meth.

Congress could fix this tomorrow if they wanted to. They choose not to; I can’t really put that much blame on Sessions for this. Yeah, he’s being a douche, but he’s being a douche because our elected representatives let him and empowered him to be one.

Sessions has a huge conflict of interest on this. He is heavily invested in for-profit prisons - and they love marijuna prisoners because they’re generally smart, clean, and compliant.