You are correct, but America is still garbage.

Wait, only FEMALE Deputies were charged with assault?

“Terrible things happening in Texas right now. Horrible! Have asked Pence to send in troops. Wonderful troops. Very best. You’re gonna do so much surviving you’ll be sick of it. And he gave me a new coloring book! This one has clam hats and lots of pluses on fire for some reason. So good. But the crayons are too small…

Note to Trump supporters: This is how fucking stupid Trump knows you are. He has to explain to you that the ocean is big.

Trump is the white sheet his supporters project their fantasies on.

No, I’m sorry. The answer is racism. Racism is the reason people voted for Trump. Thanks for playing though.

Get that useless ass Melania out of my city and out of my country. We don’t want her here. And of all the events she could have travelled for, the American Invictus athletes deserve a representative that is a hundred times better. At minimum, someone who has held a legitimate job, has integrity, values freedom and…

John Kelly had enough information prior to his accepting his position as dog shit catcher that would have allowed him to make an informed decision about serving for Clown Man. He signed up for it. Now he should stop with the head-hanging and grow a pair. No pity here.

It doesn’t. fucking. matter. where. you. live.

Well, really he first debased it by being black in office.

Melania Trump planted kale in Michelle Obama’s garden today, which I guess is better than the alternative but like, I don’t know, please step off our leeks!!!!

Look, on the one hand, Ivanka has no creative role in her licensed shoe and clothing items — she’s a figurehead who reaps financial benefits.

‘Apa was thankfully uninjured in the crash, but the Screen Actors Guild‐American Federation of Television and Radio Artists (SAG-AFTRA) is—much like the aforementioned pole—absolutely shook. ‘. NOw they’re shook?! Such bullshit. People who work in the industry, actors, crew, h&m etc. always work very long days, and…

Man. I really pity you guys in the US that have to go through so much crap just because you keep electing idiots.

Long time ago, NFL Coach Dennis Green went on a rant after a tough loss shouting, “The Bears are who we thought they were!”

So the movie Final Countdown was based on true events?

Probably something like this:

These guys!

The reason the “IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!” argument is a bad one is that if that racial slur is an accident, he should have lost his job for being fucking bad at it, not for racism.

Missed irony loves company