They missed the part where after her statement Sandra Bullock tripped into a meet-cute with a guy at a press conference, stammered a double-entredre she had to walk back, and then getting that guy’s number only to realize she had another date that day.

Don’t eat all of the cookie dough. Give some time to mourn, and move on to a group more aligned with your ethics. Turn that rage into positive momentum. Show yourself who you really are.

Uh oh, the meddling Federal government is about to invade! Quick, Texas! Secede!

I doubt Trump understands that.

Okay Paul Ryan, what exactly does Trump have to say before you get bothered? Asking for some friends (millions of them).

It’s a serious problem. Can you imagine the embarrassment if he was complimenting a “beautiful” female soldier and she turned out to be transgender? He can’t allow that.

Per the late and unlamented Steve Bannon, the real goal of this transgender ban is strictly political; he wants to use this as a wedge issue to force Democrats to take on the (in his view) politically toxic defense of transgender soldiers’ right to serve.

I hate to point this out to you, but you are missing the required “Not to blame the victim, but...” that you need before you are allowed to blame the victim.

Well... yeah.

And not getting paid for it.

They’re protecting Tiffany? Wonder if Trump knows about that.

It wouldn’t be a true Trump experience if someone wasn’t getting stiffed for work they did.

In his head it probably played out like a movie with Ms Bro stopping the funeral and telling everyone to be quiet so they could all huddle around the phone adoringly listenening to Trump

“How are we supposed to reconcile the need to defend ourselves with the guilt of using violence against stupid children?”

Selfish idiots do a lot of bad shit.

I hate “Back in MY day...” shit, but jesus, I remember the skinheads that used to come to ruin punk and metal shows could at least take and give a fucking punch/bite/chair leg. If you’re some doughy soft fuck who doesn’t want to be despised and have the shit kicked out of them regularly, perhaps you should find…

Also, let’s all please recognize that a supremacist who thought he was surrounded and about to be attacked wasn’t, while counter protesters like Dre Harris were almost beaten to death when surrounded by white supremacists.

As much as all white supremacists are filth, I find myself hating more the ones who are all about screaming “White Power” and “Blood and Soil” and all that other reprehensible shit, until they find themselves in a situation where they’re facing either physical retribution or some other consequence for their actions.…

If punching Nazis is wrong, I don’t want to be right.