What’s the endgame? The endgame is Freedom, my friend. Freedom and liberty and hot dogs and apple pie. Majestic bald eagles flying over amber waves of grain while armed men in white hats kill the Bad Guys and Peggy Sue chastely flirts with Biff down at the malt shop and all the coloured people are smiling and happy…

Best case scenario.

Briber was a good Canadian kid until he went south and got all famous-ofied. You broke him, you bought him.

They do that anyway.

Those are the choices?

Having Pence run could be seen as a sensible, logical progression and the Republicans have transcended concepts like common sense and logic. The next Republican ticket will consist of Ted Nugent and a trained bear from the Moscow Circus named Sacha and once again, they’ll lose the popular vote but win the Electoral…

I’m curious about what the reaction would be if they had tweeted excepts from “Mein Kampf”.

The Republicans control the White House, the Senate, Congress and the majority of State Governors and Legislatures.

I wouldn’t be so certain that the rest of the world would “have your backs”. Interfering in an armed conflict between Americans would be the definition of a No Win scenario. The best the rest of the world could hope for is that you keep it within your own borders.

You called?

This would carry more weight if you’d written it 45 years ago when they started serving it.

It’s been controversial, but we’ve had a military presence there since 2003.

I loved it. It was better than Cats. I’m going to see it again and again.

The difference is that school shootings have actually happened in the past and will certainly happen again.

I think McCain went in to take one for the team and try to implicate Clinton. He appears senile because it’s such a bloody stupid idea that the tattered vestiges of his soul are feebly trying to rise to the surface. That takes a lot out of a person.

Who doesn’t?

In a park near my house, the parks board guys had to relocate one the swans because it became too territorial. The tourists would be feeding the ducks (which is a different story) and the swan would attack ducks in a frenzy of blood and feathers.

You can see the rationale behind this. Solving crime is difficult, but taking advantage of the power of their office to grope teenage girls is easy and a cheap thrill.

I agree that they might benefit from exposure to new ideas, and I’m not saying that they should be deprived of an education. I work at a college (which I am in no way comparing to Harvard), and part of my job is to demonstrate the attitudes and mindset necessary for the students to succeed in a challenging field. I’ve…