There’s some weird poetic justice where the patrons are twerking and the owner turns out to be the one showing ass.

Team No One. Not one. No masks, no social distancing, that turtleneck, that TI-like monologue, the whole damn mixed message of the restaurant, annoying brunch twitter,  and why would I want to watch someone with a heavy filter and a dizzy stars halo chewing with a mouf full of food?

When will the world realize that happiness is letting Snoop Dogg narrate more things?

The problem is that the Don’t Rock the Boat Party really hates rocking the boat. They don’t see themselves as a party that stands for anything. Their mandate is just to say “we’re not the Republicans” and are happy to drift into power whenever the GOP base becomes lax in turning out to vote themselves. They know their…

I wish undead Chavez would write a career management book, “I’d Like to Collectivize that Ass: The Hugo Chavez Story”.

Release the Kra-Karen.

Only if Tom Cruise’s Les Grossman returns to dance to 🎶Apple Bottom Jeans🎶

So if you know it is not Nancy’s fault why are you mentioning her? For real this shit is as tired as it gets. Her caucus did their job and Moscow Mitch won’t pass a fucking bill. You do know how government works right. Blame all the fucking Red states that seem to send the same soulless sacks of shit back to the…

This depresses the crap out of me. How the hell do we change this? It makes NO SENSE to anyone with a modicum of it.

In reflection, I find President Johnson’s prediction about the self destructive drive of poor whites to maintain the preantebellum racial caste system off by a magnitude of tenfold.

In a world where the president is STILL actively dismantling everything this country used to think it stood for, and there is currently no one to whom he has to answer for it, I must state that it is simply DELICIOUS to see someone face immediate and well-deserved justice, ESPECIALLY a white man who is assaulting…

Duh, she’s rich. People roll their eyes when I go in on rich people, but I stand firm that there isn’t a truly good rich person in this country. I can hold my nose for a few actors, musicians, and artists becoming rich (Ian MacKaye being a millionaire stings tho).

I wish I was surprised by the fact that these asshole pieces if shit racist cretins in lizard suits who complain constantly about protests would be so fucking ingorant as to not know the name of a person for whom peopel were protesting even when it was mentioned multiple times on various newscasts.

“...fuck it if someone dies.”

ACLU lawyers are cracking their knuckles at this very moment!

So instead of putting the face of Mitch McConnell up there you put Nancy Pelosi like it is her fault. Then again over 70 million white folks decided that things were hunky dory and needed to stay that way. I mean Taneshi Coates said it best white people would rather be white than free. The Senate ain’t done shit for…

These times, while joyful, feel slightly darker than before. I almost wanted to give white people a mulligan for 2016 if they could just get it right this time. Trump’s popularity only increased with them. It it wasn’t for black and brown uniting we’d be fucked.

In 1989, my mother and my 3 year-old-self were caught crossing the border near Tijuana. We were leaving El Salvador where the American caused Civil War convinced my mom to finally leave. My mom and I were put in a detention center, TOGETHER, for 2 days. We applied for asylum as refugees of war and were permitted to…

*throws some gasoline on the grays*