Just ask Darth Vader and the Empire how well striking back works.

Part of the problem is the fact America voters have such short fucking memories that, even when the GOP does something to colossally fuck up the country, they never hold them accountable for long.

Hey, now my fraternity required us to know how many feathers big bird has and if you didn’t know, you owed the pledgemaster a case of Schiltz.

One who enjoys the power trip more than most.

That and the “whatever you do, come back safe to your family” attitude too. They need to take a leaf out of the Coast Guard’s book where they are told “You have to go out, nobody says you have to come back”. Cops priorities should never be themselves over the public.

They are trained to shoot things that are black.

I am increasingly of the opinion that our police are not trained at all.

Just do a basic cost analysis.  Paying five clowns to ride around in big boy cars vs. the amount of money you have to pay out to settle lawsuits.  Seems like a no brainer. 

Put man who is trained to react to insubordination with violence in a building full of people for whom insubordination is akin to breathing.

But if he doesn’t run then he won’t be able to use the clever “BET2O2O’ROUKE”tm campaign design* that I’ve created for him.

It’s a disaster down here. McCrory would announce things that fucked us all over with a smirk on his face. The 540 toll road stuff and his Duke energy dealings were just a blatant “Fuck you” to everyone in the state.

Yeah, sounds familiar.

This headline needs to be more controversial. How about “NYC Pays $1.7B to Gentrify Queens; Denies Underground Railroad”

The harsher punishment is supposed to make them less prevalent, by signaling that society has even less tolerance for crimes motivated by bigotry towards a group of people. Problem is, that crowd is getting signals from government and law enforcement leadership that such crimes aren’t so terrible after all!

I would argue that number is much higher, but law enforcement is often reluctant to label a crime as a “hate crime”. Especially when it involves white on black violence and even when slurs are used. Have they even made a decision on the Kroger killer yet? How long did that take?

It almost seems like they are pushing for it. They really want another Civil War.

Splinter’s staff dove face-first in shit and is now trying to pass it off as a new mustache.

Which Sixer has the hottest wife?