They mirrored his face to make it perfectly symmetrical...

Stop body shaming.

I haven’t purchased the game but will be when the update is released, I’ve played the game at a friend’s place and very much enjoyed it.

“she still looks fuckin’ gorgeous”

In your embarrassing rush to be offended/outraged you missed the part where the joke was about SWIMMERS.

Because I’m curious? Why avoid the question?

You’re doing yourself a huge disservice by ignoring the insane catalogue of incredible games for the 3DS. It boggles my mind that the only game that appeals to you for it is a Pokemon game...

Thanks for your permission. I’m shocked you where able to type that whilst being so far up Patricia’s ass.

Why do you care?

A “fantastic” writer? lol

Fortunately your feelings have no bearing on this game. Unless you have stock in the studio I can’t imagine why it’s development time matters to you.

Especially on a website where people are being told not to body-shame others.

It’s called “aging”.

Meh, some of us would rather support the company that has created this content. Extension cables exist if you’re not looking for the weirdly niche retro experience that this is clearly shooting for.

Yeah, good luck with that.

A stylized cartoon character?

Pixar actually pretty much pioneered that “face”, so you can thank them.

The game is complete unto itself. Ordering “replacement” cards would serve no purpose as the game can’t be played again once the campaign has ended.

Kind of like how some people are disappointed about what TMNT has turned into? How toxic of you!

She’s great.