The one you typed into a search engine instead of clicking and responding to on this web-blog.

OMG a root article that doesn’t attack the white oppressor. I’m shocked.

Or just walk him so he doesn’t hit another home run.... Oh wait that’s what the pitcher DID.

can i subtract stars from you?

Just when I thought it wasn’t going to be another toxic article about having black skin, you sneak in the white privilege line. Well played sir.

Great, just what we need; unified gangs.

Why did that assclown swerve into the other rider? He deserved to get punched. He should get the suspension for being a shitty racer.

It’s almost like actuaries have factored in the absurd risk of car vandalism, theft and collision claims for people who choose to live in high crime/low income areas.

JR reportedly held the hot soup in his hands for 5 seconds before he recalled LeBron’s command to pass the damn bowl.

Not a good situation for that bar right now. They could and probably will be sued. All I have evidence of is one employee grabbing for his neck and eventually a handful of bouncers swarming him and then punches (albeit weak woman jabs) being thrown by the staff. This is a very ugly situation and I’m sure there will be…

Dolan tryna get fucked up now?

i thought it said coxx

When you have Silicon Valley seed investor money you don’t give a monkey’s **** how much the car costs. That’s who these cars are for, not car enthuasiasts who frequent Jalopnik.

And this is what we call lifestyle creep.

It’s really not that bad wearing shorts outside sub-zero celsius unless there’s anything more than a stiff breeze. I remember walking home from school getting into snowball fights and we’d take our coats off and expose t-shirts because it was too hot being bundled up. This wasn’t Chicago though, that would be…

“Thank you to everyone who continues to support me through what has been a very difficult time”

The worst part is that a couple of those flight attendants are going to lose their job because that piece of shit can’t cope with alcohol.

To be fair, she is a well-developed 17 year old. Ask yourself inside if you really find this creepy if she is 17 years, 11 months vs. if she is 18 years old. Drake is associated with some of the most beautiful women in western civilization. If he grooms her until after the Super Bowl and then hits her up is it really…

Did Phillip Rivers just get a case of the yips on that 3rd down? What the hell was he thinking? No defender within 5 yards of him.

She’s really lucky she didn’t shoot herself holding the gun that way. oof.