No, the call is coming from inside the bathroom. The House and Senate are controlled by the Republicans, Nazis and the Alt Right.

You mean as an auto-erotic asphyxiation?

So is Trump available to coach?

So we have several individuals connected to the President being investigated for treason, evidence that a hostile government hacked our voting process to prevent a candidate from being elected, and an individual who is directly related to the KKK and the Nazi movement in the US who had access to NSA meetings...and…

How about when Trump didn’t realize he would win the election?

That’s the first time I heard that secret!

Mike Ditka got one Super Bowl ring for a team that should have brought five of them. He’s got a big mouth, I’ll give you that.

See, once you accept that $260 a month in food stamps and health insurance for your kid, you cease to be a human being. I guarantee that right now, just because of that aid, there are many thinking she and her child count less than the rapist.

Okay, let’s practice this speech to give to our dark overlords (and overladies) “Hey, boss, my decision to take off is truly just based on wanting to catch my breath for a minute; to rest, refresh, and spend even more time with my family...  

In addition, his brother Bob has demoted him to a 2nd cousin, once removed.

Principal Martha Strother sounds like a danger to herself and children and should be relieved of her duties at once and examined by mental health professionals.

Yeah but they wanted a more ‘Elvis has left the building’ vibe but instead got a ‘there’s a skunk with his head caught in an empty yogurt cup, oh look he’s wandering off...’ scenario.

Most people are familiar with grand mal seizures but are not so familiar with petite mal seizures. I have a close friend who has dozens of these a day and even I don’t always realize when he’s in the middle of one. But his service dog does.

So, I have some time on my calendar this month if anyone else wants to discuss gun control. I appreciate that ‘now is not the time’ but does anyone else have a free morning next week after the holiday? Or how about the following week, is that the time?

You know there are people in the NRA and on its board. You can identify their board members so why not write directly to them?

What about appealing to the NRA directly? We know Ted Nugent is a member as is Tom Selleck. What about Oliver North, and all the others listed as members of the NRA? Why not send videos that I’ve been watching from the concert to them? Why not send them the pictures from the Las Vegas ERs, and from Florida, and…

I guess Vladimir figured out a long time ago that the Republicans would screw over the US much more than Russia ever could, and he was right.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it twice, Republicans are only interested in cutting out your access to abortion, not their own.

And now a 1,000 and 1 uses for duct tape.

Yes, it’s almost like the GOP is a two buck whore catering to the NRA first, then the anti-choice movement, without reason or morals, as long as they get the money.