I think it had more to do with poorly wearing the tee. Alas, poor Hiddles, I knew him well...

I agree with so many of your points, Dildo, a well and reasoned position. Yet we can’t forget that the reason why we don’t have these things is because very rich people can afford to run commercials 24-hours a day during many different highly rated shows and such, saying how bad this is/will be. They fill our…

Well let’s not forget that Ayn Rand collected Social Security and was on Medicare towards the end of her life.

Sorry but your method works much better with bacon grease. Real bacon grease. Lick the pan bacon grease. First degree burns on the tongue bacon grease. So worth it.

Oh no, he doesn’t have to pretend anymore...

But he is capable of treason, violating federal laws and inciting people to mob action against people of color. It’s like we put a combination of Nero and Caligula in the Oval office.

That is a perfect example of an average 4th grader’s understanding of justice, ethics and morality. It is right around that time that most boys and children start to understand that there is a higher law and greater morality than just ‘you can’t go into that store where the food is going to rot and take some of it…

As Madame Secretary Hillary Clinton once remarked, the Republicans were trying to roll all of the social programs back to FDR, and since they’ve been wildly successful, they are now trying to roll them all the way back to Theodore Roosevelt.

Hmmm. Like Prince Gerhardt Hapsburg on 30 Rock.

ICE: We make TSA look good.

I hope the people of Houston and the environs are safe, and I hope their elected politicians float away into the Gulf, maybe to be sucked into an underground oil rig’s intake pipes and blown out the top.

See what happens when you isolate one person from an angry mob? Tears, quivering lower lips and a completely blank expression in the eyes. So the next time someone says that Trump isn’t a white supremacist remember that Trump loves to stand in front of a crowd saying obnoxious things to get them pumped up...to…

Okay, you’ve given this your all. Good for you, and it means that you walked away after trying your best and your next relationship will be even better for it. you are entitled to one quart of your favorite ice cream, and one good pity party. Then get a new haircut, and a mani-pedi while you’re at it. Get your…

Since Trump wants to act like a very bad king, can we make a working statue of a guillotine to sit on the White House lawn? 

Luckily for this guy it looks like he can float pretty well and he will need that ability because this hurricane is bringing tons of rain and flooding. I am also astounded how almost every print magazine refers to ‘not having a hurricane like this for almost 12 years.’ Yes, and that hurricane from August 29th 2005…

This is essentially what the entire US is going through with the Trump presidency and republican majority.

My SIL embarrassed the hell out of me one Christmas by loudly yelling that someone had left the bathmat wet. She knew I had just taken a shower. But at home when I’ve showered or bathed I just loosely towel off and air dry while I brush my teeth.

Yes, she would have been writing today that if she had just bitten her tongue and clenched the microphone tighter, she would have won. But she was told to look presidential, and she did. Just like the leader of the free world, Angela Merkel. A smart woman can only roll the eyes when the dicks come out to be measured.

You are underreporting what happened because you are fake news. The fish exploded from the sea - yes the seashore that’s in Arizona, they exploded from the sea and they were clapping because there is no climate change, the sea is just rising just as America is rising all rising and all great again.

When Mitch McConnell slowly inches in front of Trump you can see the fake hair standing out from Trump’s head. The shadow it casts on Congress can be 70 miles wide. It’s a heclipse.