One of the best ANTM photos of all time. She was no Eileen Davidson level of soap star, but she was on Young and the Restless. I am so looking forward to her joining Atl.

Really?! I never knew that. I’d love it if that one backfired on her...

I believe it was Margaret Cho who said (and I’m quoting this from memory):

It’s padding so he doesn’t injure himself. He’s fond of doing his own stunts and they don’t want him injuring Xenu’s chosen tushie.

Could it be fart air? Please say yes so my Year 7 sense of humour can continue giggling.

Despite her 30 second spat with Trump, she is entirely complicit in creating the dynamic allowing him to be elected.

I think Trump forced us to take her side for awhile but it’s good to remember that our hatred for her is completely justified.

Have you watched “The Sinner” on USA? 8 episode miniseries where she loses her shit and stabs someone to death on the beach. She’s very good in it, AND it has Bill Pullman and Kathryn Erbe. Plus the story is good and unsettling.

You’d figure after 14 years they’d be allowed to show one boob on any TV after 8 o’clock. But nooooo. Meanwhile Gotham is Chopping peoples hands off and exploding them with RPGs in prime time.

Herself and Blake Lively are the beige of actresses. Nothing’s wrong with them really they’re just there and that’s fine. Like hotel art.

It’s a sad state of affairs when this country was incensed because they saw a tit on TV, yet saw fit to put a dick in the White House.

Maybe he’s senile now. Or...I don’t know! I’m sad and I’m surprised Jane didn’t bitch slap him a little. Dammit, now I’m disappointed in her, too. This day sucks.

Bobby, I know people will decry my sentiments in defense of your poor soul, but I am beyond delighted that you are willing to sacrifice yourself so that we may have these entertaining posts. It’s selfish, I know, and I do apologize for that, but you are doing a service for us all, so thank you from the bottom of my…

“I’m sitting here with Jeffrey Dahmer, who, you might remember, murdered and ate numerous people. Now, Jeff, do you ever have days where you just want to put on some fuzzy slippers, eat a pint of Früsen Gladgė, and watch old reruns of Let’s Make A Deal? Because when I get the Blahs, that’s what I do. What do you do to…

I think that the real lesson here is that old white men should probably not say things in public.

My intense hatred for Megyn Kelly felt irrational until I saw John Oliver’s clips over her on Sunday and then I felt fully justified and pleased with my visceral disgust.

Lesbians, dying or otherwise, don’t deserve the insult of that comparison.

He looks like he would have courted Lady Mary until he found out she did butt stuff.

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.