I don’t recall that. I’m 46, rent, in about 25, 000 in debt, no degree, poor and sick. I killed my dreams.

It cuts towel absorbency in half.

I’m more like

i think fairuza balk, especially in the craft, is comely.

And cue the tea parties complaining about “legislatin from the bench!”...whatever that means. In the interim, I will point and laugh at Sarah Palin, who is politically irrelevant.

I might be missing something, but isn’t it reasonable to think that Mean Girls was the pinnacle of Lindsay Lohan’s film career?

I read it the same way you did at first. It’s really confusingly written here but makes a lot more sense when you click through to the CBS story.

This is good Kinja.

I understand what you’re saying, BUT

I’m glad I just deleted your completely wrong and sad response to me, because I don’t fuck around with trolls, but It looks like you went right for it again.

During Katrina fucking WALMART told their manager to break into the store (he had to bust in with a forklift) to give away products to people who needed them.

You must have large, muscular forearms, what from pulling up so hard on those bootstraps of yours.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

If you’re the owner of that supermarket, you’re covered by insurance and whatever goods those people don’t take are going to be a biological nightmare by the time you reopen the store. What, you thought they’d restock shelves with food that floated around in raw sewage?

It’s only criminal looting if the perps are black. If they’re white, it’s upstanding citizens doing the best they can to provide for their families in a time of crisis.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

In the books, Jaime is the younger twin (he “came into the world holding Cersei’s foot”).

“That wraparound with Euron seems like a screwball way to get him to Essos.”

He ain’t going to Essos. Cersei may think he’s following her orders, but he now has all the gold, Cersei still hasn’t had sex with him and shows no indication of being willing to keep up her part of their agreement, and he has every reason to…

We had a talking parrot when I was a kid and they are so incredibly smart. He would yell “shut the door” whenever anyone left the house and learned to count in English and Spanish from watching Sesame Street with me. His language skills were incredible and he actually adapted and learned. My mom hated him and always…