More stars.

Oh my god, this take.

Yeeeeaaah. The chorus really made me tense up.

I googled Urban Dictionary for the word “chella.” This is what I got

Said it before and I will say it again: Tammy Duckworth 2020.

I love Taylor Swift. Red is a great album. Speak Now is a great album. 1989 is a good album. This? This is bad. It’s almost ok. And then oh dear God that shite excuse for a chorus kicks in and it’s all over.

Some Game of Thrones characters really enjoy having their comments not shown up on kinja. I believe they’re referred to as “Greyjoys.”

I’m onboard with this take.

Judge Judy: Bad Ass for negotiating her salary.

I approve of this message.

That is one heroic eyeroll.

I see you!

so the most likely scenario here is she rebuffed his advances and he killed her, right?

I fully expect white men to be out of movies completely (except maybe for evil villian roles) by 2030.

Dear MVP,

Has anyone miniaturized hippos yet? Because it would be cool to have one as a pet that you can stroll around in a Coleman wheeled cooler and laugh—oh, how I’ll laugh—as it spray shits all over your friends. 

holy shit. Using Lysol without gloves for cleaning dries the skin of my hands something nasty, but on your lady parts?!! And I thought using Nair down there was bad.

Lol “jeans and a nice top” has been my going-out go-to for decades now and YOU WILL NOT TAKE THAT FROM ME!!!!