Ok, and as I said earlier, the victim is dead. You think a judge is going to let Corey Feldman trot in and play telephone?

I’m so lost. Who, what?

I was with you until you got to the pedophile ring. I’m sure there’s plenty of pedophiles lurking in Hollywood. My problem is the catalyst for this is Corey Feldman, who made some very hair raising remarks about Micheal Jackson back in the day. I remember hearing the audio of that multiple times.

I get it. You want to have some faith in the LAPD here. That’s fine. The more coverage we’re getting about celebrity sexual harassment and assault, the more I’m thinking of the Average Janes and Joes that aren’t getting such attention.

No. Just... no. This “investigation” won’t have a resolution. Even if another victim were to come forward now, what’s the chances of the Haim incident being allowed as evidence in court?

The only way they can be proactive at this point is to keep tabs on Sheen and hope another victim comes forward.

Yeah. No. They should have just stuck to the facts. They are cops, right? A simple, “The LAPD will not be investigating the allegations due to the statute of limitations...” Facts are good.

Not shocked. Between his drug and sex addictions, I’m sure he’s had multiple male partners and / or victims.

Charlie Sheen has denied the allegation that he assaulted Corey Haim, while the LAPD confirmed they’re launching an investigation into the matter.

Thanks. I’ll accept some sarcasm from someone that is willing to ally themselves with the MRA types that appeared to say things like they’d kill her for punching them in the sack.

Thanks for playing!

I’m rolling into the Met Gala like this...

Yeah. No. It’s not a position to take. No where did I say that resorting to violence is ok. I understand the impulse. I’ve been there.

Yeah, amazing how triggered a bunch of snowflakes get over ball punch stories ain’t it? You’d think a unicorn just breezed through.

Dear Guardians of the Nutsack,

Why are you reading Jezebel? This is enemy territory, amirite? Abort mission and retreat to a safe manhouse where you won’t be triggered.

I don’t get why this is even news. I mean, conservatives are all about defending their homes, standing their ground, blah blah blah.

Oops! I should have scrolled up, but I was too shook by the slut shaming in a feminist space. Thanks for the heads up.

You’ve got this a little backwards. Lenny slut shamed Rich because Rich isn’t into Sam.

Ooookaaaay, there’s a lot to unpack here. I’m not going to try and decipher much about you from this comment. I’m just going to lay it out for you from me - a female feminist.

I don’t mind this remake of Never Tear Us Apart, but then it feels dirty because it’s connected to this fanfiction trash.