Yes, I am aware of the clique that haunts Jez and constantly shows up to tell us all that we’re doing shit wrong. I have also been here long enough to know that the community at large is better than that.

Shit is serious when you’re putting a pox on entire houses.

Honestly, I’d watch a million clips of Ozzy struggling to speak coherently over Kim anything, but that’s just because I find the Kardashians to be very shallow people. Not that the Osbournes don’t have their moments! But yeah, I don’t have love for the Kardashians.

Oh Sharon, why? Why Sharon!?!

This is just how I feel about all of Stephen King’s work, and it’s a shame because he does seem like he is a decent man. He stood up for gun control, etc etc.

Yeah, I’ll give you this one. I do use a lot of horseradish sauce on beef.

No no no, it’s mayo. It doesn’t have any other flavors added to it, but it has a sharp tang. Like I said in another comment, it’s like the difference between American cheese and Swiss cheese. There’s a sharp flavor to fresh mayo.

It is a thing, but I think you have to get an old recipe for mayo and make it. It’s just got a sharp tang, similar to sharp cheese. That’s why I’m saying sharp.

If you live in a place that gets direct sun in the summer, put your aloe vera in a huge tree pot and drop it outside where it will get direct sun. Water it twice a day. Your aloe vera will become a giant bush aloe vera that looks like an alien springing from the earth. I mean GIANT!

LOL! Ok, the problem with mayo is that the traditional recipe is very dangerous. It has to be stored at specific temps otherwise bacteria are all over it. This is true of all foods, but old fashioned mayo is the prima donna of condiments. In my family, mayo is not even offered at a cookout because it’s so easy to…

Eh, I like sharp mayo on a roast beef sandwich, but sharp mayo is so hard to find anymore. I’m starting to think that if I ever want a sharp mayo I’ll have to make my own and that’s actually dangerous. Mayo is one of the easiest ways to get food poison.

Oh Goddess, what have I started? Uh, gotta think now.

Best use of mayo... ever. EVER!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

I’m still greyed on all the other pages too. It’s going to have to be a community thing, where every week we pick a post and everyone bombs a thread clamoring for a Kinja update. That’s the only way I can see this getting updated. If we are persistent, eventually an author or two will notice and maybe pass it on.

Don’t be silly. We wouldn’t take our medal making operation to someplace like Detroit where they used to churn out cars and have older generations to speak to for inspiration. That wouldn’t serve the average Trump supporter in Bumblefuck, USA.

Spitball away! Goddess knows if maybe a Kinja employee will see it and be inspired.

That was inspiring. Then I started googling monuments to see where I could go decorate one, but it’s all over an hour drive just to get my troll on.

I will support this plan as long as they’re magnetic and offer more options than Trump’s face. We could turn these wasted monuments into public fridges where we decorate them all in kitschy medal-magnets.

I was inspired...