This still does not top the time Ben Stiller insisted on sending his food back because it was too hot. Yes, that happened. Yes, I was serving him. Yes, I waited until the shit was ice cold before bringing it back to his table.

That was 20ish years ago, and he can still fuck himself with a cactus.

Sorry, but looking at that pic of Gigi and... yeah. No. She doesn’t look natural at all. This India might look similar, but she looks better to me.

Someone promote Jason Johnson to the King of Kinja. This is the second or third post of his that I’ve caught now that I’m really impressed with the level of journalism and commitment to the topic.

So, after all this rambling, I see that in your little bubble: Not monogamous=promiscuity.

Ok then. What the fuck are you even doing on this site?  

I don’t think it’s possible to mansplain a man only experience. Just putting that out there.

Word. Not every anti is evil incarnate, but if they’re not interested in giving me my body autonomy, then they’re still an anti.

I never cared about this song until this happened. I even downloaded her version after the episode aired.

This. She made it through Vegas week and didn’t get to the top 20. She is capable of faking ballroom already and a professional hip hop dancer.

She’s the complete package and of course, incredibly beautiful. There’s not one category that Remy has over her.

Life was better when I forgot this asshole existed. We need to stop giving vapid people a platform. We really do.

That same year, the pre-douche era Metallica

I was 7 or 8 and Jordache jeans were all the rage. My little frenemies were all in their Jordache’s and were like... why didn’t you wear yours?

... I’d offer to knit us both a cape and we could be like Wonder Twins, but I just end up cussing at them. I’m no good at this.

Thank you for this. As a survivor myself, I have been unable to read Caged Bird. I flunked everything related to Caged Bird in junior high because I just can’t force myself to read it. It’s too painful.

You are now elected to deal with all of these rage inducing posts by “liberals” that prefer to play the Pissing Contest of Pain than actually do something about... well... anything.

I’m going to make you a paper mache scepter and macaroni crown now. BBL

If this was a one off, I wouldn’t think anything of it. It’s not though. When a few of these writers came aboard we had some Tiger Beat shit going on here.

As you can see, I’m still not over it.

I’m not a hater. I enjoy a lot of her music. What I hate is Jez writers posting these fangirl fluff pieces. They do way too much of it.

This fangirl bullshit belongs on The Muse. Tell me when she does something noteworthy, her god damn birthday is not noteworthy.

This post is fantastic. The other outlets such as Jezebel should be ashamed of themselves for not cross posting this one.

I hope to see more of this type of posting in the future.

Term limited to two consecutive. That doesn’t mean he can’t run again after he sits out one term.