CALL THE POLICE! Somebody attacked Jessica Chastain with a sharpie!

... I got sucked into a post about Columbusing expecting something enlightening. Instead, I got... “White People Do This Shit And I’m Mad About It”.

I do not see a solid example of Columbusing in any of this. You are listing off a variety of things that the average person of average intelligence knows was imported in…

“On Saturday, two anti-abortion clinics sued the attorney general, arguing their free speech rights are being violated.”

Considering that one or two states have passed laws allowing licensed physicians to lie to their patients if they feel they might have an abortion based on test results... I think this plan of “free…

“Lest I be accused of pitting women against one another, just know, I really don’t care about your opinion.” - Helen Holmes

Good.

I think this is the first piece of yours I’ve seen. I’m pretty sure that you held up two actors, made some vague (and really unnecessary) comparisons, then diverted onto a tangent about…

“Mother Teresa encouraged members of her order to baptize dying patients, without regard to the individual’s religion. In a speech at the Scripps Clinic in California in January 1992, she said: “Something very beautiful... not one has died without receiving the special ticket for St. Peter, as we call it. We call…

Because somehow someway it’s very relevant to note that a grown child did not drop out of Rosie (or her ex’s) vagina.

I just don’t know how many times we’re going to have the adoption talk on Jezebel.

When is hazing every consensual though? I mean, you’d think the whole thing would be coercion.

I... don’t know why you’re continuing to use their services. I sure as hell wouldn’t.

Is that Khal Drogo Jason Momoa? And why isn’t he showing up and touching on me randomly?

Somebody else already linked Arken the history of stand up, but they’re still going trying to convince themselves that modern pop culture was immaculately conceived at the Apollo.

That’s too much stupid for me.

You need to just back away from this now. You’re just looking more and more foolish.

I wouldn’t even bother, Bears.

An interesting tangent:

Scrapple is a staple in PA, Jersey, and Delaware. The story around here is the Amish (Pennsylvania Dutch) invented it.

I’m giving you the internets for this fantastic use of a Stefan pic.

TIM GUNN FOR PRESIDENT

I like pork roll, but I love scrapple. After reading your comment, I am tempted to run to the store before it closes and get a pack.

Jersey native here too. Taylor Ham / Pork Roll is a distant cousin of salami / bologna. It’s basically a tasty lunch meat, but nothing like the consistency of spam. When you actually slice it, it looks like a pink salami.

The most common way its served is sliced thick, tossed it in a frying pan until it scorches…

Didn’t she already do this four different ways? How many tell alls are we going to get over one crappy soap opera?

I did some work for a Conde Nast subsidiary a couple years ago. Too many pretentious assholes to count.