Good story. Bad stereotypes.
MEMO
RE: Your Penis Size
Please be advised, the state, length, and nicknames of your penis are generally irrelevant to mature ladies. Get comfortable with the nearest lesbian team member for discussions about a far more interesting body part known as the tongue.
Just as I read this and proudly pump my fist for Team Amber, I Will Always Love You pops up on my playlist.
I will now call this day complete.
You should probably mark your snow-porn as NSFW.
This gif wins my internet today.
Has Naya Rivera had work done? What is going on with her mouth? I haven't looked at Glee in awhile, but I thought she was a really beautiful young woman then. What is happening?
I don't know why, but I get so warm and fuzzy for all the success Jimmy Fallon has had with the Tonight Show. It's like he was really meant to do this. The Tonight Show is perfect with him.
Alien landing confirmed.
Listen, Jez-Writers, we get it. You're a bit of a clique and you sort of hive mind who you love and who you hate on this minute. It's become painfully obvious. Even now with a batch of new writers, we're still getting these pop-culture articles that all fit together so nicely.
However, Madonna has been playing this "I…
"Oh hey, I'm getting flack about my education again. I'll just throw this juicy Hilary bone at my supporters. Yeehaw."
The difference here is everybody knew Sean Penn and Charlie Sheen were crazy douchebags when the story came to light. Think about Chris Brown riding high on that sweet Forever song when his dirt got splattered all over. Everybody was fawning over how cute a Chris Brown and Rhianna were. No one was fawning over Sean…
The mandatory arrest laws in cases of domestic abuse are to separate both parties and let them cool down. I don't have access to this sort of information, but it would be an interesting read to see how many of these arrests actually lead to charges.
The Google said:
mistake
It happened in an elevator in Atlantic City. That would be New Jersey for the east coast challenged. I haven't followed this case closely enough to break down why he didn't serve a day in jail. I can tell you that the word mistake in his apology has my ass fried.
I'm not about to let go of such an act when the offender didn't serve a day in jail. When this sort of violence escalates to the point that you think you can knock your partner out in an elevator (In Atlantic City) then it's been going on for some time or you think you're immune to prosecution.
Either way, forget all…
I was just about to take a fit over this. The author (no matter how terrible) is British. C'mon, we can do better than this...