This is the highlight of my internet today.

Lance Armstrong lied?

That gif is everything. I'm crying tears of happiness.

"Noah, her new 19-year-old next door neighbor. Before things get really racy (and racy they certainly get), Noah, a fellow CLASSICS ENTHUSIAST,"

Wait, hold on... Who is 19 and still in high school? I mean, really, how many movies have we gotten where the female is supposed to be 15 - 17 and having an affair with an…

I think Jenna Marbles. Every time I toss that gif out I get fangirls telling me how much they love her. It's just one of many treasures I found on reaction gif sites when I was supposed to be doing something productive.

Team No One FTW!

I'm sorry your "friend" doesn't know how to consult the Google.

If I need this much fabric in my life, I'll go with a bohemian skirt. I might find every excuse to spin in front of the mirror and make Marilyn faces too.

Post 1: Allow me to explain how a committee works - There's this vacuum of time where everything is covered by their salaries.

Post 2: He asked a question for A, B, then again, maybe C. Never mind the fact that the question was absurd and made him look worse than the still photo above.

The only thing problematic here is your reading comprehension levels. You've already proved that in your conversation with deedledoo. I'm not going to pretend I have the patience to pat you on the back and restate what I've said three times already.

Me and my pearls are doing just fine. You're asking questions that I already answered in response to Tom.

There are no excuses here. This was not a clever tactic. At this stage, it was absurd.

Same sex marriage has been a recurring topic in national headlines for a few years now. We've already had one Supreme Court ruling that struck down DOMA. We have 36 states that allow for same sex marriage now. If you don't have a basic understanding of the difference between same sex marriage and polygamy at this…

"Graham asked Lynch, currently Attorney for the Eastern District of New York, to explain the legal difference between same-sex marriage and polygamy in a hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee."

You get all the way to the Senate Judiciary Committee before you start asking the super tough questions like "Are same…

Republicans: "Oh hey, I don't have a basic understanding of this shit here, but I'm confident that I can make laws about this shit. Yeehaw!"

I have met many men in my internet travels with similar experiences, and I can only offer you my sincerest hopes for safety, healing, and a loving partner. You are not the first person to express as a man the support network is weak. Even sadder, you're not the first to tell me that society has not treated you with…

I'm a feminist. I'm an outspoken feminist too. I'm also not going to censor myself because you feel that feminists didn't respond to you properly. I didn't censor myself for BarnBurner, and I'm certainly not going to start for you.

I don't need a hashtag, and I certainly will not make excuses for anyone that claims to…

On the heels of the NFL trying to clean up it's act on domestic violence, we get this short white male of questionable age (and maturity) telling us the many ways he'll slap us.

To the New Yorker: You can do better.

That 1982 shot is the big hair that is missing on the Taylor Swift article.

YAAAAAAS!