This show just never stops amazing me in its fucking awfulness.

I would love to fuck Bradley Cooper.

Fuck these morons

Oh God, Don't Stop Believin' always gets me emotional. I still miss you Craig!

People who tweet with lots of profanity are more likely to die of heart disease?

I like Fred Armisen as much as the next guy, but I wish the hosts for this Awards show were actually Kristen Bell and Craig Ferguson. Those two have a casual, but humorous dynamic like nothing else. Plus, Geoff Peterson could pop by for the occasional bit of witty commentary!

Hey CBS! Where the fucks my last paycheck???

I'm not even fucking trying!

She is ignorant enough to be on there, but she can actually form a sentence. Not a coherent or logical sentence mind you, but that still might keep her from joining her fellow crackpots on Fox News.

A marijuana joint?

The only shit I see is this shows writing.

This movie looks like a pile of shit.

Looks like all they sold was a bunch of useless shit.

What a fucking exciting development!

This is fucking great news!