If you ever want to really make pickup truck drivers angry, just buy a Fiat 500. I can’t count the number of times my wife and I have issues with pickup truck drivers in her 500 Abarth.

Joke’s on you, he can’t read!

Car Karma is cruel and unforgiving.

Roadrage with a side of justice?

I love the sheer spectrum of tales that always flood in when these lists are compiled, and tickled to death that a couple of my recent contributions were considered worthy. Now, if you guys think my automotive stories are entertaining. let me tell about the time I was a prison guard...

President Trump will mandate that all self-driving cars automatically engage in road rage violence for you. It is known.

*unless you have an external mic setup

I think racing with humans will still be a thing. But I want to see driverless cars competing at 400 miles per hour on tracks with 90 degree banks and loops.

They sure will.

Are you the Charlton Heston of the National Mustang Association?

“Donald or Hillary?”

Bondo, James Bondo.

I will never understand the need to ruin cars with bodykits resembling other cars.

If Taylor Swift were an F1 driver, this is what she would look like...

No 3d printed pelican?

Gosh. Thanks, but don’t got time for celebration. About to go out driving in my 3d printed Lambo!

And the problem with America is that there are people like you in it, who frankly straight-up do not understand how the world works and never will.

Exactly. I mean, fuck those people who know what they're talkin about, amirite!

“Leave our alliances, fall back on a nuclear first use policy.” Does he understand just how F’ing dangerous that is?