I ate the entire skin off the Thanksgiving Turkey before my mother even got it to the table. Just peeled it off like like wallpaper and stuffed it in my mouth. Then I ate dinner.

The Red Sox have reached out and offered a number of potential trade scenarios.

yeah, no way should you ever compare a guy on the Yankees to a guy who once played for the Yankees. That just seems silly. Makes no sense. What a lazy comparison. Maybe we could compare him to something less likely, maybe a guy not on the Yankees, or a girl on a boat, or a dog in the park. That would make more…

Mike Pence and those of his ilk see no value in women other than their vaginas. He is either deathly afraid of having to touch a vagina, or unable to control his desire to enter a vagina. I am fairly certain its the first one.

You embarrass me. This guy’s obliviousness makes me proud to be an American.

It’s like Duquette has never seen The Wire.

Handy Guide:

You are literally just saying shit. I looked it up for you. Just admit you are wrong or stop commenting. You are dumb and so was your point.

Before 9/11 you couldn’t just walk in and out of an airport either. You still had to go through security each time. I get your point from an economic perspective, but its just not true. Shit has always been expensive.

Why would you need to fly with regularity in order to notice the price of a sandwich? You would only need to fly once. I also think you have lumped people who are flying for pleasure and vacations and people who fly for business reasons. The latter do not want to purchase, nor can they often afford $11 sandwiches…

If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.

I don’t understand the demand for a signature you did not obtain on your own. A signed 3X5 of an athlete that you bought online only commemorates the time someone else met that guy. So weird.

Not for nothing, but didn’t he go by “Peter” when he covered the Yankees? I guess he shortened it for grit purposes.

The best part about this is thinking about how awesome he thought its was going to be while he was planning it out, and then BAM! He is hit with a wave of Fuck you Moron. He’ll be sitting in bed tonight contemplating why no one likes him.

Physically they should take no more than a day. Existentially, they can last up to a week.

Why?

Shit like this doesn’t happen in Real America, like NYC, Detroit and Los Angeles. Typical uppity showboating from middle America once again.

Remind me what they won?

Remember when he took HGH, but nobody cared.