ok, it’s stuff like this that made me quit smoking weed.

c’mon- the only thing that resembles the original story is the title & ship. They could’ve just called it “Mommy Has Issues in Space” and gone from there...

the nacho-fries.... they’re addicting. They should be illegal. And I’d like 3 more orders to go, please.

lol... and there were more than 10k live periscope feeds.

ok wait- anybody want to think about how much fun it was getting the dead Seal out of the path?

what, you never heard of the USLMRA?

anyone else disappointed the Benny Hill theme wasn’t dubbed in?

I’ve said it a few times- it wasn’t politically motivated- It’s a common health code issue. They don’t allow 200lbs of bovine fecal matter in areas that serve or prepare food.

and the Y stands for “Yawn”

We’ve taken to relabeling the feature. We call it
Darwin Mode

you know Bezos spent a few extra minutes in the bathroom mirror saying
“I am that guy” more than once...

unless Reynolds has spent a couple decades in heels, there’s no way he did the dance sequences in heels... that kinda shit takes practice.

and if you hold it for 3 years, you can sell it for $2.6m

Considering that the comps in the area are going for $1.5m, the price is a deal. That there’s still a “house” on the lot makes it easier to “remodel” instead of a fresh build that would require 5 times the permits and subsequent delays- all the new owners need do is use an existing wall and build around it. The…

the scary thing is there are far too many who don’t see it as sarcasm- they agree with it...

there sooooooo needs to be a sarcasm font...

yep. I played the first 30 seconds of it and my cat jumped up on the desk and tried to bury my laptop....

the word “nothingburger” has never been more relevant...

if your opinion mattered, they’d make sure to let you know.