Judges are widely renowned for their lack of a sense of humor. I’d expect several delays in sentencing and for some reason, they can’t get him into a minimum security county facility so he’ll have to stay in gen-pop at a county jail.

He’s going to have a distinctly different experience compared to what he’s used to.

aw c’mon- the show was admittedly awful, but it didn’t go far enough- if anything, it should have been worse.

Then again, I still think Showgirls: The Director’s Cut is one of the funniest movies ever made...

cocaine does a better job, and makes you look like a douche, too. who needs overpriced coffee.

as is “cornflake” and “trumpiopath”...

i can’t agree more- centrists have been marginalized; There’s no more objectivity or reason left- just diametrically opposed extremes.

As to the diseased orangutan taint- he’s more likely to suffer a cardiac event before removal from High Office, and I would be ok with that. Nothing terminal- just enough of one to…

aw, he’s such a cute lil’ trumpanzee!!! Look at him, flingin’ poo and gibbering nonsense like the rest of the barrel- it’d be funny if it weren’t so dangerous.

I’m constantly amused at the thought that all these people who gave up caffeine, nicotine, sugar, red meat, alcohol, nitrates, gluten, et all will still find themselves in a hospital bed dying of nothing.

ya gotta wonder what the weather report is like there...

“...and forget about heading north next week- or for the next millenia or so”

the “commercials” and disclaimers are what sealed it for me- if you have a chance, go through an episode or two and watch for them in the breaks. The complaint hotline is the best...

aw c’mon- it’s intentionally awful which is what makes it so much fun!

When Dark Matter took a time trip, we knew it was done... it’s the harbinger of death when a show goes off in time to play in the past- and comes back like nothing happened...

man, you are wrong on so many levels, beating you to death would be categorized as littering. Nothing will change the deniers minds- they’re incapable of that- but a cat 3 to 5 hitting the mainland anywhere along the eastern seaboard would cause catastrophic infrastructure failures, propery destruction and massive…

fact: glass too fuckin’ big.

It’s not the “alternative facts” that annoy- it’s the “alternative reality” these people exist in that makes it so dangerous.

ah... the opener is just to fuck with ‘em because they don’t have thumbs, right?

lol... look, when I sold my soul for “all the pussy I could handle” but failed to be specific, it was no surprise to find myself running a foster home for cats. In 20-very-odd-years, the only thing “making cats work for their food” does is make amber puddles of frustration for all concerned.

I will admit there have…