you might be doing it wrong- it works for me’n a couple dozen-million others just fine. then again, the same has been said for Trump... you may have a point

we use a ribbed plate made for nuking bacon, with a paper towel over the lot of 8-10 slices. in about 5 minutes we get crispy pieces- similar to this one:

aaaaand your microwave will do the same thing, be easier to clean up and not require counter space.

and Dish will hook you up with a 16 tuner 4k 2tb DVR and 4 HD ancillary boxes, loaded with everything for around $180. I just dropped a few extra boxes and got rid of some channels I’ve never watched and got it down to a manageable $125. DirectTV/Comcast can suck my toes...

let’s leave my bollocks masterbating out of this.

yeah, sorry- i don’t see your point. then again, neither does nature, and you’ll compost soon enough.

i know- but sometimes it’s fun turning the mirror back on them to highlight their own “genetic disposition” without specifically calling them a fuckin’ twunt.

wow- where’d you find the dots to make that connection? seriously- you don’t want to start that conversation; genetic dispositions fall into the handicapped category, and people get uncomfortably defensive about that.

nah- the MacFeegle’s have watered it down so far it’s barely flammable

meh... can’t do scumble- the water here’s too light for it.

not often, and rarely timely.

the librarian

what confounds me about folks of your ilk is the ignorance of their statements- how the arrogant vitriol permeates the very font with which they post- as if being intelligent, empathetic and grounded in reality are negative skill sets that run counter to civilization and societal mores.

been sayin’ this for years...

dearest gods, the man is sorely missed. i wonder what he’d do with the current mix in a book- and whether we’d be entertained, infuriated or simply inspired to poison our liver with copious amounts of alcohol until it passed.

Sir Terry is sorely missed. Some days, more than others.

this is why they made cannabis legal on the west coast.

I just watched the live feed in its entirety- I’ll give em points for production value on the presentation, but... I’m left with one line, from a Terry Pratchet book: