Cool story, bro.

The less you ask about those arms, the better, as it opens the floodgates to M&Ms.

A once popular egocentric kid in 90s becomes a washed up has-been in modern day, and learns lessons from the youths around him to end up being a better person. Basically, Johnny’s character arc would be absolutely necessary to make Duke likable in any sense.

THIS is my worry - that they will latch a child to him to keep him “grounded”.

Same as it was with Lara Croft.

IGN for Men sounds like a hair color product to fight the touch of grays.

I also have to assume they’re targeting an older, more nostalgic audience because Duke Nukem definitely doesn’t have the same brand name recognition he had decades ago and doesn’t seem worth whatever cost the license might carry lol.

Poor Duke. Like a Cro-Magnon taking his first steps into this century from a glacier. I worry there is no room for Duke, as we knew him.

If you base your life decisions on what you see in shows, you’re going to be very sorry

Meh. This is still my least favorite in the series (never played past 5).

It is only a matter of time, folks. Cops showing up at your house because you whacked the pud or stroked the clam to some pornhub earlier in the week.

Parker isn’t in it. Catrall isn’t in it. SATC isn’t even a thing anymore, even if they keep trying.

Further proving BOTH repubeli¢unts and dumbocrats continue to be the issue for ALL of U.S.

This is further proof that Elon Musk ruins everything. Johnny Shitfinger’s tantrum has totally eclipsed the genius of the original article.

Damn, I actually cared about this one.

Dang, Niecy! Honeygurl is gettin’ hella plots, and I am nothing but happy to see it! I don’t care if it’s Reno 911, Claws, or this Rookie deal, I’m there. Lol!

That is very good point about the laws of the state, and I do agree: gun control, alone, will not solve the problem.

I agree about societal behavior issues and all. But even with a knife, you rarely see mass knife stabbings. A quick search on any of your preferred search engines does not yield much in the way of mass violence attributed to a knife.

If Sandy Hook didn’t change minds, nothing will. I am not much for kids in any capacity, but I know the people that spawn them typically don’t shut up about them, and make most decisive actions in their stead (think of the children!).

Just fuck guns.