If it makes you feel any better, I’m pretty sure “Fox News Segments” are listed as cursed items in the Dungeons & Dragons Players Handbook. The stat drain effect only lasts 1d6 days, so it should wear off.

Overall, ugh, but just have to say that I’m responding with “That’s pedestrian fiction” to anyone who says anything I don’t like from now on.

“Holy shit! He did it!”

“C...O...G...and we love spelling, don’t we folks? The vowels and the continents and the big, big words. And I know words, probably better than dictionaries. In fact, I had a dictionary doctor tell me once that they thought I should’ve become a dictionary since I knew such good word spelling. And I had a word come up…

In his defence it is the first test he ever took for himself and he was up all night revising. Once or twice it came close, he almost forgot what a clock looked like until he remembered the times that each of his favourite tv shows (Hannity, cops, sesame street, playboy channel free five minute teaser, dukes of…

Leave it to this stable genius to out himself. This basically confirms he most likely had/suspected a stroke or TIA when they rushed him to Walter Reed for “standard testing” or whatever bullshit they fed us. Giving him a cognitive test lines up with diagnosing one of those and probably shocked the doctors when his…

Wood was convincingly authentic. 

I don’t think you understand why this article is being published right now. Depp brought a lawsuit specifically on the basis of allegations about HIM. The lawsuit isn’t about Heard abusing anyone. If Depp’s only defense is “Well, she was also shitty,” he won’t win the lawsuit. Her behavior in this particular instance…

i’m sorry, are you saying a guy sharing misinfo about a deadly plague is less banworthy than making a bad joke? 

“some naive idiot unknowingly sharing misinformation.”

There’s not enough pearls to go around for all of you in the comment sections today.  

The excuse always lobbed up from fans of these personalities are that it’s all a ‘schtick,’ and comedy. As if all these edge-lord streamers went to school for performance, spent years studying and working their craft. No, as we are seeing again and again, they’re just shitty people.

Why do we celebrate the very representation of a treasonous side that tried to secede from the United States of America over slavery? 

RuPaul’s Drag Race lasted longer than the Confederacy. I’m not sure what sort of ‘culture’ the people who defend the flag are talking about lol.

I don’t disagree with your point about Twitch’s history of favoring top streamers making them a bit suspect as the “agent of change” here. But the response to them going to light on top streamers is to press them to be more strict with those top streamers, not to throw up your hands and say “Well, if they’re not…

Cancel culture is a thing, and until recently it went by a different name. You see, the people most offended by cancel culture (typically right leaning individuals) were the ones that used to say it was the answer to everything. But now that it’s being used against things they like, they suddenly don’t agree with the…

Complaints about cancel culture are just people who have been insulated from criticism their whole lives suddenly being forced to confront what people actually think about their work. And, ironically, the same people who bitch and moan about cancel culture are the same people who bitch about “snowflakes being…

Yeah, this once again comes down to the fact that in the conservative mind, protesters who challenge police brutality challenge the state, while protesters who challenge wearing face masks are the state. The beauty of being white in America, in the Fox News mindset, is that every white then has the privilege to claim l…

What about Cliven Bundy and his clan? Fox tried to turn those seditious pricks into folk heroes.