That previous lowest birth rate 35 years ago, came amid a similar zeitgeist. Reagan was president (and slashing social safety nets and healthcare left and right), the cold war was at a peak with universal fear of the irrational buildup of nuclear weapon stockpiles, interest rates were in double digits, and the job…

“I too wish to gorge myself on treats while traveling other countries, but, alas, I must work this 8 to 5 job to pay my bills and so, I wither, I perish.” - Me, staring all melancholy-like across my cubicle at my coworker, who has no time for my bullshit.

I agree. It’s hilarious what a fucking pussy he is.

NYC Illuminati Discussion Group 12 on Facebook.

Dude has the best hair in the biz lol. 

This dude is such a little bitch. Is it so much to ask that he just rage quit the Presidency one day because it “isn’t fun anymore”?

Way back in 2016, the day after he won, a bunch of my coworkers who were from Romania or eastern bloc countries tried to sit us down and explain what was going to happen. We thought they were being hyberbolic. We were wrong.

I’m fine with that, though, him running away.  Because he’s DESPERATE to have these press conferences.  He loves being in front of a crowd, even if it’s just reporters.  And he cannot comprehend why they don’t adore him.  Every time he has one of these and someone makes him run away, it fractures his tiny little black…

A really nice little palate cleanser after reading about Trump’s press conference fiasco, not to mention a head of hair our pos president would kill for - thanks Hazel!

Maybe the media should only send female reporters to these press conferences and let the fun ensue.

My favorite thing from that nutso press conference? OBAMAGATE!

Jesus Banana, that was beautiful.

You know the dude who came up with that has said that people like you have coopted it to silence genuine criticisms of Nazis now and he wishes he never came up with it right?

Lol, Ok. This is a man who has enacted policies that have stripped children away from their families and locked them away in detention centers, someone who is responsible for encouraging the growth of the alt right, Nazis and other hate groups, someone who has done everything in his power to ensure that the poor in…

Punching someone in the face for political beliefs has no merit in this conversation and the US did not slaughter Nazi non combatants (including women and children). In fact there was even a large Nazi movement in the US at that time and continues to have one to this day. 

Also this administration literally pins the…

He has no idea how anything works.

Clucking on the Internet over a person whose every living day subjects others to pain, misery and death is really gross.

“It’s like these people, the ones we keep under the ground in the marble orchards. Beautiful orchards...have you seen these? The people, before, on the other side of the ground...they’re walking around...it’s incredible...walking around. But something happens between where it’s good, it’s perfect...with the walking...a…

In fairness: