Those Rockets were loaded. Hakeem just happened to be so insanely good that it seems crazy to say they weren’t a lone-star team; obviously they had nobody on his level, and neither did anybody else. But they were loaded!

After a clutch layup from Maryland native Chloe Jackson put Baylor up 83-81 in the NCAA Women’s Championship

Did you keep the implied brother sister incest?

primer is very good actually.

Marquette is not a mid major though, but you are correct that that’s how the committee started going after George Mason’s run.

Wouldn’t it be funnier if it happened to Duke or Carolina though?

It's time! The Convergence is upon us, and the ancient runes speak of the Age of Chaos to come! Let it be so! COYS!!!!

maybe they only let the tall ones fuck and the little ones get put in the soup

It’s Wisconsin. That something in the water is beer-cheese soup.

Yeah, it’s not super likely. But there’s still three months left, and Spurs have one more head-to-head each with Liverpool and City, so it’s hardly impossible. If they can win those two games, they only have to make up two more points in the remaining ten.

Kane is the better all-around player for sure, but Sonny is one of the best forwards in the Prem.

you wasted so much money

The logo from this era is a hilarious abomination

A meta-narrative about a character’s lack of choice where ultimately the one doing the choosing has no choice.

It’s brilliant.

Someone didn’t get the meta ending.

But more accurately this is more of “I don’t like that thing everyone else is liking. I am novel. Look at me.”

Were you high when you watched it? Because this column feels like the result of having watched it high.

They let the dog ride shotgun, thats all I needed to see!

the Dallas Cowboys: unexpectedly winning a big game in November, trying to convince us that they won’t flame out in a month, since 2001

As a fan of another NFL team not named the Cowboys, I can say with confidence a team quarterbacked by Dak Prescott and coached by Jason Garrett is never going to be a “real Super Bowl contender.”