I think it’s a Give a Mouse a Cookie situation

You lost 2-0 to a crap team. You’re not going to get praise after that, sorry.

Reminds me of Louis CK on Trump:

Just like half a century ago, we will drag these people into progress kicking and screaming if we have to. We don’t negotiate with terrorists or temper tantrums.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

The further along we get through the Republican primary the more and more it is clear to me that Donald Trump doesn’t want to be President. I’m sure he has realized that being POTUS is a thankless job and that it would be far more profitable for him to be someone who was robbed of the position by the establishment and…

Actually, it’s hockey tonight. Gotta keep a close eye on my Wild in Winnipeg tonight.

Somehow, David Yow is still alive.

Yeah, I see what they were going for, but in their defense, it would have taken at LEAST another half an hour to find a person of color in Portland to run that name by.

Fact: Condoms prevent disease.

But Swaggy P sucks at basketball. Winner by TKO: D’Angelo Russell

Why does it mean to be a “Christian” university? Do they have daily bible study and public stoning’s of women who show too much skin?

Even if a survivor chooses to speak or take other actions to support their healing, we must not publicly comment in a way that could compromise student confidentiality or inadvertently discourage future students from coming forward.

At any point, this could have been defused by saying the whole thing was a misunderstanding and the Trump campaign apologized to her. Now Trump cronies have run this woman out of her home and made her fear for her life. Trump doesn’t care and he might even think it’s deserved. He was on the news personally attacking…

Why risk losing the “damn bitch had it coming” vote? That is at least half of his base, anyways.

He did change it, check the url

Goddangit, he went and fixed the headline out from under me. I swear it used to say “Pulls Off the Sneakiest Player.” Which would explain my extremely witty and timely comment

Translation: “We know we’re fucking you over, but what are you gonna do about it, LOL?”