Cause she’s a blonde! Yeah yeah yeah!

It’s being white that really makes her an expert on the lives of non-white people.

Oh no son, The Blaze is where people who Fox News looked at and said “TOO FUCKING CRAZY FOR US, PASS!” go to do work.

The sad thing is, this is how the world really works.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

Same.

I am NOT a Luann fan at all, but that special was gripping. It explained so much about Luann and actually made me (begrudgingly) respect her a bit more. I mean, it is obvious that she has always been and will always be a social climber, but at least she has put in some hard work.

Out of the frying pan and into the dumpster fire, as the old saying goes.

Right? She was smooth as a newborn baby's bottom, her hair looked gorgeous and her makeup colors were perfection. I liked the dress on her just because the rest of her looked so flawless.

oh what a double-edged sword. released from prison to live in Indiana. this is a terribly sad story

I hope she gets out and moves away from this hellmouth of a state. Go on, SAVE YOURSELF!

She had to wear those ruffles to look bigger after she and Bethenny spent the whole season saying Jules was too thin.

It’s like the tabloid celebrity media made something up.

BUT! Carole’s makeup/facial enhancements looked better than they have in years! Vanity lighting?

Drugs would explain Dorinda’s contouring.

Rihanna is awesome. She owns her shit and is original as fuck.

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How thrilling would it be, if this turned out to be true? To live during the time that evidence was found that life exists beyond our own watery rock would be to live in interesting times indeed.

I really hope it ends up sucking you in like it has me. I can completely understand why a lot of people wouldn’t like it (I even talked some friends out of buying it, because I knew they were expecting something else and wouldn’t enjoy it for what it really is), but for a certain type of person/mindset, it’s…