I couldn’t resist posting this - the moment all black people have at least once while being “the black friend”

But...

I was hoping for a stamina bar for Nathan in this game. He’s getting older, so it would make sense that he can’t run and jump around for as long. That way it would force you to use more stealth moves and strategy. I feel like it’s a missed opportunity to spice up the game play IMO.

That is gorgeous!

Sorrynotsorry.

I present, the movie in my head....

*sigh*

Lol, you don’t know the definition of passive aggressive. That was just me making fun of you for being a jerk to a stranger on the internet. Learn nuance - as a matter of fact, you can highlight and right-click the word to google search it for the definition :-)

You must be a self-righteous BLAST at parties!

I didn’t, thanks for letting me know - even if you seem like a condescending asshole while doing so, thanks just the same.

Ah, that makes sense. But they could link to other Kotaku articles/reviews about the game, no?

This would be way better if you would hyperlink the titles to the games page. Yes, I know I can google, but it would be way easier to be able to click a link and I’d be more inclined to check out more of them. Just a thought.

Because us silly little girls can only do manly things like work out and build our lady muscles if it’s brought to the childlike standards that our smaller and more delicate brains can handle. They don’t want to scare us away with intimidating words like athletic and sports!

This is another good one with a similar concept

The antithesis - produced by The Dream

Let me just make a few adjustments here....

I didn’t NOT read that part, and I will agree that this takeover by Big Pumpkin needs to be addressed. It’s getting out of hand and I draw the line at Chicken and Waffles!

Exhibit A

Who doesn’t like chicken and waffles??

From what I can tell winning The Voice does nothing for your career. Have any of the winners (or contestants for that matter) become successful?