It's called a typo, jackass, and it doesn't make you any less wrong.

He can’t strut around the mound after a strikeout, stare the batter back into the dugout, slam dunk the baseball, etc. without it distracting him from the job.

Bullshit. Pitchers can relax just as much as hitters can. The problem is that so many of them have a bat stuck up their ass, wide end first.

Not only not at all what I’m saying, I have no idea how you even came to this conclusion.

ignorance of the law is a perfectly fine defense in most white collar crimes because the statutes were written to require knowledge of wrongdoing.  much has been written about how this is to ensure that we are not throwing well-heeled whites in jail.

She’s already made her choice.

Agüero was clearly offside when he received the ball, though that would not matter if it were just from Eriksen’s back-pass:

Firing Billy Donovan sounds like a good idea, but what’s there to blow up apart from that? There are no free agents and you’re massively over the cap. You can’t trade Russ. You can’t trade PG. You sure shouldn’t trade Adams. Nobody wants Schroeder’s terrible contract. For better or worse, I think this is pretty much…

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

Career net rating (offense - defense) does not support what you are saying. 

If you look at both guy’s career stats/36 min and per 100 possessions, they are remarkably similar.

Magic has shown repeatedly that, even though he loves winning, he doesn’t necessarily want to work for it if it doesn’t happen right away.

Despite all those failures, he remains positive...

Reading between the lines, he may have resigned because he’s also a terrible executive. But a better executive than a coach. And a better coach than a talk show host.

considering you were directly referencing and responding to a person who said they weren’t including the $2, you can play all the semantical games you want .... you were calling them a dickhead over something you, yourself, admitted is negligible.

In my day minimum wage was around $3. Now it’s $7.25.

You’re not being fair with your response, though.

Barack Obama says that “we can’t label everybody who is disturbed by immigration as a racist,”

no. 20% is an extremely generous tip. Call me a fucking jerk all you want. Tipping is stupid and sexist, and we should be pushing for a change that sees servers paid a fair wage and doesn’t put customers in that awkward situation of tipping. IT DOES NOT CREATE BETTER SERVICE. And you know what? The 2% they’re shorted…

She'll spell her new address DANBVRY.