Barack Obama says that “we can’t label everybody who is disturbed by immigration as a racist,”

no. 20% is an extremely generous tip. Call me a fucking jerk all you want. Tipping is stupid and sexist, and we should be pushing for a change that sees servers paid a fair wage and doesn’t put customers in that awkward situation of tipping. IT DOES NOT CREATE BETTER SERVICE. And you know what? The 2% they’re shorted…

She'll spell her new address DANBVRY.

You’re gonna hurt people's feelings

Aren’t all the results scripted? 

I know this isn’t real wrestling, but in real wrestling, she was pinned. Both shoulders touched. The 1-2-3 count in professional wrestling is silly.

Wait... wait...

I don’t feel bad for the snake at all. Not because I’m afraid of snakes, I’m not. I think snakes are cool, but because

I remembered wrong in that case, thanks for the correction.

Bledsoe caught the ball, he should not have been removed from the game.

Reading this as my cat is communicating very loudly with me about not having her breakfast yet.

If you can’t tell the general attitude of a cat by their mannerisms then the problem is you. 

Casey is not talking about Jason’s sources. He’s talking about the high management employees referenced by name that according to the article dismissed the complaints and feedback that ultimately led to the buggy mess at launch.

Schreier, I will always appreciate your deep-dives into the less glamorous sides of this hobby and the industry that supports it. While most of Kotaku’s articles are (and probably should be) focused on the games themselves, it’s incredibly important that we never lose sight of the human cost incurred in the production…

Bring on the motherfucking robots. Seriously MLB that’s an easy fix that will actually improve the quality of your product, unlike any of the other completely dumb ideas you have come up with.

He would have lasted longer if he was thinking about baseball.

Missing 2 periods? Maybe he’s pregnant?

Giuliani did the most work trying to excuse the inexcusable.

Itsa OK, Isa have a lotsa blacka friends!

A victim of being too high a standard?

“This Is The Face Of A Man Getting Pulled . . .