Ditto on the Brits. My extended family there couldn’t survive without the NHS.

How the fuck is anyone even saying nice things about the worthless sack of turds we have for a president? Even my idiotic old uncle (to whom I’ve been comparing Trump) doesn’t sound like a moron as much!

Once spent two weeks on the other side of the world knowing that I had left my car door unlocked in the airport parking lot. My wife reassured me that I had locked it. Fretted every once in awhile that someone was going to steal my car or, more likely, steal the things that were in it. Got back home, walked to the…

It hurt. It really hurt.

It’s not the color that’s a PR nightmare, it’s the opportunity for substitution. They went from rainbow pride to white pride. I’m not offended, but someone really should lose their job over this because I can now see redneck assholes in sheets buying up large numbers and promoting white pride Skittles on their…

Lots of security guards at schools these days. My son’s kindergarten had a gun wielding one. The only thing that didn’t make me completely uncomfortable with that is that I knew him well and knew him to be one of the most level-headed beings I’ve ever met.

What an asshole.

And again. And again. And again a few more times.

What an asshole.

Wow, just wow.

Goodness I don’t want to sink into a purely ad hominem attack, but he’s an ugly and unhealthy looking fuck.

How long is it going to last? Like the rest of the joke of security theater at airports, until terrorism has been completely defeated and no one ever in the history of humanity will ever be a terrorist ever. Ever.

You haven’t met him, have you? He’s... stiff.

My first thought.

Starting to think that I need to prepare myself for the same type of ode. 2009 MBP with an increasingly glitchy trackpad, reboots, etc. Wrote two books on this thing (I’m writing on right now), numerous articles, uncountable presentations and hundreds of lectures... it’s like a beloved pet that I’m going to have to…

Dim-witted and erroneous pedantry is always a sign of confirmable self-righteous ignorance.

WTF? I’m sorry you have to work with that POS.

No, it’s not the most anti-women administration in history – modern history, maybe, but not all of American history, there’s been worse – but otherwise great article about a threat just as dangerous as her father. Perhaps more so, since I’m already seeing people talk about her running for president someday. Seriously,…

It worked for me too, for about 10 seconds. Then the tinnitus came right back.

Nope, not about to... they already are.