50 hours a week also seems like, I don’t know, pretty average? And I most assuredly receive and send emails at 10pm at night for work for next day.

This. Also, we aren’t too far from Hershey Park (reasonable car ride.) It’s a very clean, pretty, well maintained amusement park with lots of rides for all ages at a fraction of the price of Disney.

It makes me sad that mothers feel like they have to live vicariously through their daughters, and it makes me sad that daughters think it’s normal to have so few boundaries with a parent.

I’m going to try to be a wealthy, white, male millionaire when I next get pulled over. My Thurston Howell III impression is really going to come in handy. As an old black lady, it’ll be weird, but I may get out alive.

I’ve tried it. Mostly they just think “who is this weird negress talking with a fake british accent?”

This had nothing to do with drugs and everything to do with exerting power by sexually assaulting this woman. This is so beyond fucked up. And yet another instance where some power hungry asshole is backed up by his peers. This female cop didn’t stop and think “this seems illegal and totally rapey, maybe I should say…

I don’t care what they thought their purpose was. Forcible touching/insertion is ALWAYS assault. Fuck them so hard.

These two ring loudly of being far from authentic human beings, fakery is telegraphed loudly especially from the thirstaaaay husband

This.

Or let's stop acting like you have to mourn just because you took a pregnancy test. If you have a late period and don't take a test, you don't mourn. Do people just every let things come and go anymore?

I am very sad for them, but is there a reason they’re sharing all of this on the internet? It seems awfully personal to share something like a miscarriage here.

Lysistrata?

There is one person who totally gets how frustrated and misunderstood you feel right now.

haha I was thinking the same thing.

Immigrants are not valuable because they perform the tasks we find distasteful; they’re valuable because they are people

And Guiliana Rancic is having the best day ever! How the mighty have fallen.

She did pull a california stop.

Aside from the fact that safe drivers shouldn’t be on the road (come on, dude),

Learning to value physical comfort over hiding “shameful” parts of my body was one of the most freeing things I ever did. I didn’t swim for years because I thought I was too fat to appear in a bathing suit, and figuring out that it didn’t fucking matter, that the world would not end if I didn’t shield it from my…