About 10 years ago, just after the energy drink craze really got into motion, I tried one called "sum poosie"

It is if the teenage male is below the age of consent

Brings back memories of Daggerfall when I'd get spotted doing something I wasn't supposed to in town

Meh, in Kotaku the comment threads get derailed by political discussion a lot. Less so in i09, but it happens

Why don't you go make a better one then? I recall it doing pretty good at the box office.

Safety and crash survival aren't in my list of reasons for wanting a classic car, although the only thing I would say a 59 Bel-air is better than its modern counterpart (well, the closest thing) at is attracting peoples' gaze

Better is a kind of open term. Drums aren't any worse at stopping a vehicle than discs (which is why heavy duty vehicles use them) but they do tend to have a couple of problems that would be a no-go for racing. If you've ever driven a car with drums, you know they can sometimes refuse to let go all the way, and fade…

Yeah, rose colored glasses and all, but I remember playing World of Warcraft in 2005 and even though there were still trolls here and there, for the most part people were decent. Then again, each server was a community, so people identifed as trolls were stuck until they rerolled. The vast majority of the population…

I swear I eedited that post right after I wrote it to acknowledge the spring mix salad topping used on this particular burger...I hate having ancient browsers at work, but they're "more secure" according to our IT guys, so we are stuck with ie 8

I wouldn't go as far as to say they look masculine, but they are adult males, and you can see their faces exhibit masculine features, not feminine ones (jaw width and shape, etc)

Of course, that belly is what lets daddy eat all that food that makes him big and strong, right? You can follow the chain of 5 year old logic, as long as you don't try to apply reality to it

While I loved FF7, it did get a multi platform release. PC and PSX. Also, The Spirits Within didn't have anything to do with FF7.

I understand that the full-grown versions are effeminate, but since this kid is 4, he hasn't yet got any masculine facial features, so he basically looks like a little girl. Incidentally, my daughter has that color hair and would try to dress like that if I let her, but what does she know? I have her convinced that…

I wouldn't go as far as to say impossible, someone out there can probably do it, especially with some of the higher end bagpipes out there that have keys instead of finger holes, and get a couple of octaves of range, and there are some smaller ones that you could do staccato by cutting off airflow at the chanter's…

MMOs in general, and I think it's the whole internet anonymity thing

Well, at least they were the superior cookie that is oatmeal and not that abomonation that is peanut butter or the bleh that is chocolate chip

Most music stores (real music stores, not like a Guitar Center) will be able to either get you started or point you in the right direction if you are looking

Bagpipes have some pretty specific restrictions. The chanter (the pipe that the piper's fingers are moving on) is where your melody comes from, and like all of the pipes, is receiving a constant supply of air from the bag. You can vary pressure on the bag but it's not like an oboe or clarinet where you can pop out…

Err, spring mix isn't a type of lettuce, it's a "spring mix" of greens including but not limited to romaine (green and red), oak leaf lettuce, endive, arugula, swiss chard, leaf lettuce (red and/or green), and radichio

You aren't missing much. I have lived near Krispy Kreme stores (where they made the donuts even) and near Dunkin' stores, and although I prefer the Dunkin, neither is close to a mom&pop donut shop, and regardless, they're overly sweet!