TL;DR: NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE.

Saying “he’s an okay clinical finisher” is just like saying “he’s an okay excellent finisher.”

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

I can’t believe this got 74 stars (and counting).

Please don’t trivialize depression and mental health issues by immediately dismissing suicide and going full conspiracy. Depression can affect anyone, regardless of color, sex, gender or social standing.

I understand the impulse given her station, race, and religious affiliation, but without verifiable evidence, believing such based on gut feeling alone isn’t prudent. That’s how conspiracy theorists think. Feelings before facts is a big part of what’s wrong with culture right now. No need to add to it.

Successful people commit suicide. Black people commit suicide. Muslim people commit suicide. The police obviously need to rule out every possibility of foul play. But based on this post we know nothing about her personal life, if she was suffering from depression, having financial problems, found out she had incurable…

So to be clear, you want the guy who works for the team that lost to not only call, but celebrate the opponent’s player getting off a last-minute buzzer-beater (which didn’t affect the history that the player had already made in the game) for a win that mathematically eliminates said team from the playoff berth they…

It wouldn’t be a Haisley article without a factual error.

Wait wait what is halfway decent about Drake? “Hotline Bling” is the most obnoxious slut-shaming song of recent memory. He is almost the literal personification of the “But I’m a nice guy” that is so creepy and entitled.

Is it that bad though?

Guardiola’s pitch seems to be: if you give me the money to buy top 5 players at every position and at least two genuine superstars, then I can win things. Which... doesn’t seem that remarkable? He did a great job with the Barca youth team, but inheriting a powerhouse Bayern team and a…

Speaking of human sexuality courses: a friend had a class at UT with Vince Young and when the professor asked one day for people’s ideas of foreplay, Vince said “that’s like sucking on titties and what not”

Couldn’t agree more. Billy, there’s a reason that Sir Alex Ferguson, who might know a bit about player assessment, let him leave years ago. He doesn’t have the work rate. And that’s not my opinion. That’s OPTA stats, buddy. Kante wins the league with Leicester and after leaving watches that team struggle, while being…

It really is impressive how this post is ostensibly about cooling one Hot Taek while it’s really hiding another

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Konte left Leicester City and they’ve utterly fallen apart. He is as lock down as I’ve ever seen I midfield play.

Kante is “nowhere near as good as Pogba”? And the things Pogba is good at are way more important than the things Kante is good at? I’m sorry, but those are two of the most mind-bogglingly stupid soccer takes I’ve ever heard, and I’ve had the misfortune of listening to Alexi Lalas’ commentary. Kante covers an…

The three fingers were actually because he was making a sly reference to Borges’ great “Three Versions of Judas.”

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

“These people have awful names.”