this is true — some people do prefer understeer as a handling characteristic, even all the way up to some F1 drivers

Those headlights are surprisingly expensive to replace

You know of a BMW dealer that only charges $80 an hour? Can you refer me?

I feel like I could Tetris 3, maybe even 4 babies in there.

Season 4-6 fans: GOD why is everyone TALKING can we speed it up already I don’t need THREE EPISODES of an army marching!

I tried to do Washington but I’m really drunk.

All these comments, sheesh, I’m tapped out.

And y’all wonder by People of Color and poor people don’t trust the fucking police. “But they’re not ALL bad!” you swear up and down as though it’s not an institutionalized problem. “You need to learn to respect the badge!” you scream and shout. “Maybe if you were more respectful and civilized!” you wail and rend your…

If you get any joy out of advocating police violence you should not be president.

UFO crowd: “It’s mysterious, therefore... ALIENS!”

What? Men murder men more often than they murder women, for whatever reason. My point is life is more complicated than a cute meme, this is more about DV than laughing at your spouse. I’m sure there is more going on here, maybe he was an abusive guy and maybe he wasn’t, maybe he had a history of abuse and maybe he…

Why is this tornado warning running on ESPN? Tornadoes aren’t sports!

If I win the Powerball I will also buy you a Merlin Purple RS6, as your intentions are so pure.

This is blatantly false. If it were true, then black suicides would have been through the roof during the Civil Rights era. 

As an actual biologist, I can say that gender is comprised of far more than a single chromosome. Its’ influenced by a whole host of genes that are placed along all chromosomes, all influencing behavior in different ways.

Thanks for weighing in.

That was a fantastic typo and you are wrong to correct it.

Well... now it is.

Is it though, because it took 14 years and some luck to discover it.