I keep telling my sister pull ups are important for this very reason. You gotta be able to pull yourself up if you’re ever hanging off of something like a cliff, ledge, rail, blimp, helicopter, amusement park ride, or a giant robot.

As a courilary: my dad owns a 1966 C2, which he bought second hand from an F-4 phantom pilot in 1969 (it still has a set of Navy pilot wings on the dash, and an F-4 patch decal on one of the windows).

This is some excellent Kinja.

Chester is 72 years old. He’s been dreaming of owning a Corvette for the vast majority of those years. He worked hard and played it safe. He’s got enough money to bring home a Vette and the wife says it is ok. Now he knows the one’s from the 60's were way faster, buta new Vette is part of the dream. He orders his…

as a bonus it still got the awesome 90's Teal

Ferrari might understand the internet better than you think. They want these rich dickheads to feel important when they are selected for the opportunity to buy an even more ridiculously overpriced “special edition”. A high profile denial keeps up the mystique around Ferrari by making the asshats already who are…

Cue why not both meme in 3...2...1...

And in related news, states with legal marijuana had opioid related deaths DECREASE. http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/legalized-marijuana-could-help-curb-opioid-epidemic-study-finds-n739301.

And yet my 1994 Cadillac Fleetwood was 225.1 inches (18.75 ft).. Still longer than this thing. Damn I miss that car..

People who want luxury buy a Cadillac. Those that deserve luxury buy a Lincoln Navigator.

You know what, fuck it. I really like those rims. Like I REALLY like those rims.

because the system wasn’t built to protect us.

The rear door looks a little difficult to open..

We do have air conditioning, and I have used 0 heating in the last 4 years. And I’ve never had to shovel snow off of a driveway, or deal with iced pipes.

He’s got nothing on his voters.

I like this one better:

England: tyres
America: tires

Old BMWs are the best. In a time when GM was putting out garbage, BMW was putting out their finest work. The E24 6 series, the E34/E39 5 series, the E30 3 series, the E38 7 series, need I say more?

I’m definitely down! My 84 GTI would be right at home.

Step 1: Be rich