For once, "that's what she said" is the perfect response to someone.

“Just talked to my son, Don Junior, a big game hunter. Any hunter knows that hippocampuses are in fact edible.”

I here your like that. 

That’s the problem with judges in this country: not friendly enough to prosecutors.

Clearly, MiniTrue is doing its job perfectly.

Given the location of the damage (roof, rear), and that it’s in TX, I’m going to go with hail. But yea, noooope, not with everything else they’re not allowing to possibly be discovered.

Oh my fucking god. That poor hillbilly got ethered on national television. I legit thought the video had ended, but nope, he was just open-mouthed, deer-in-the-headlights gobsmacked.

*Sounds about white

Personal pet peeve: Say one tenth as much, or the male act was paid 10x more. Saying “10x less” is needlessly confusing.

Ummm, what’s up with that pin? That is pretty deliberately designed to look like a military ribbon. Is this asshole trying to imply something about himself and military service, cuz he ain’t a veteran. It’s not an actual award that I can find and I doubt they would design one like that, but I can’t help but think it’s…

To be fair, this whole incident escalated due to a few missed periods.

She’s fine. She’s just visiting Shelly Miscavige.

You’d think the guilty plea already had that covered.

Melanie is totally not dead or missing and any rumors of that are complete unfounded.

- Do you know a good GDPR consultant?

“What’s particularly baffling, aside from the obvious, is the other customers who don’t really react to what’s happening”

Yeah fuck them.