Some day I want to have a car so expensive that getting hit will ruin some fucking poor person’s life FOREVER.

Christopher Lloyd wore it better:

TAN SLACKS. WHAT THE FUCK?

These. These are the questions!

So, can cities just NOT provide security services to rallies? If the Trump campaign gets a reputation as being deadbeats, what fiscally responsible city would dare extend them credit? Perhaps MAGA rallies should become “cash on the barrelhead” events?

Well if they didn’t want to work long hours for poverty wages they should have gone to college and/or grad school.

I’m gonna print a few of these this afternoon -

Something doesn’t work with the math. It’s roughly the length of COTA but it cost 6x as much to build and there’s none of the fan infrastructure.

The first answer is always “get bent” so you gotta sue both the insured and the insurance company. I ended up doing that once and upon my telling the counsel for the insurance company that I was happy to wait for our day in court and that I felt really good about my case his offer got real reasonable real quick.

hey now...

I wanna know what they were doing over in Gomorrah. We still know about sodomy, but what was the move one town over?

Aerospace Engineering Student Experiences Catastrophic Landing Gear Failure

Does the ejectee now qualify for the tie club?

Hot is not stipulated in the regulation.

I drive a Miata and I agree.

I want to say that the first of the modern versions were sold in the USA in 2002. I know that when I bought one in 2005 they were still pretty much impossible to find in dealer stock and since you were going to be waiting for a car that wasn’t built yet, you might as well order it exactly how you wanted it.

Was it a MINI?

Also, they’re not in space. They’re on Hoth.

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Most Gen X didn’t have a home computer until ever.